Is it really so hard to believe that I crunch numbers for a living?
[ Everyone looking at his biceps: yeah.
Anyway, it's not really much of a secret even if he still remains close-mouthed about it most days. He's told a few people and word gets around. The staff do love their gossip, after all. He pushes forward through the haunted house a little more, letting the occasional blare of broken spooky music and malfunctioning light take the forefront as he mulls over what to say.
Finally: ]
I was a prison warden. [ Is that more believable??? ] But I wasn't lying when I said most of my day-to-day work is accounting. I don't need to do much personal intervention these days.
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Is it really so hard to believe that I crunch numbers for a living?
[ Everyone looking at his biceps: yeah.
Anyway, it's not really much of a secret even if he still remains close-mouthed about it most days. He's told a few people and word gets around. The staff do love their gossip, after all. He pushes forward through the haunted house a little more, letting the occasional blare of broken spooky music and malfunctioning light take the forefront as he mulls over what to say.
Finally: ]
I was a prison warden. [ Is that more believable??? ] But I wasn't lying when I said most of my day-to-day work is accounting. I don't need to do much personal intervention these days.