Oh, really? I don't think I've had anyone under my guidance dissolve into water before, but I've had them ground up into a meat paste while their bodies produced music beyond imagination.

[ which, obviously, is worse and definitely not dinner talk, but it's fine. people in the city have such interesting experiences... ]

I was just wondering... because this month has been more eventful than a single day in my entire life, and if a normal person deals with this on a regular basis, I don't think I'm cut out for living a normal life.