[ Is it really a surprise though?? She's really out socializing and making friends with (almost) everyone she meets and being kind and welcoming when half these people have never had a kind word said to them in their life. That's what he thinks, anyway.

But he does not say any of that, opting instead to simply nod along. It's all dealt with, she said, so there's no point digging back into it now. ]

Should I be putting up posters with your bounty on them?

[ A joke so bad it didn't even land. ]

More seriously [ not actually serious ] have you considered locking yourself in your room and not coming out for a month?