[ waluigi lives his best life, but i should have thought about the difficulty before blindly entrusting her fate to mario kart racetrack generator. rip ...

in a short period of time, marcille has somehow been dealt the most difficult cards, and yet, there is still rng and this can surely be salvaged. when he hears the panic in her voice, he presses the gas himself, but not before adding a calm, but quick: ] The right. [ he repeats, and now they're zooming on the course.

before the cloud koopa (which is apparently called lakitus) needs to step in, he clarifies: ] Just turn the wheel as needed to make sure you stay within the track. [ oh, right— ] And don't miss out on collecting items from the boxes.

Items are really important in this game.