Is six bad? ( Six sounded so reasonable! ) I have a really strong stomach, I can eat anything. ( Says the man who would whine to Meryl on the regular. But it couldn't have been an overabundance of sugar? Surely not! It would never betray him like that. ) But okay, okay ... three?

( Hopeful peeking. Watch him gorge and feel bad about it later. )

What's your favourite kind of comfort food then? Not donuts?