( Ah, she's so nice. He likes her a lot! Very glad his rent boy escapades got him some good friends!!! )

Ha, I am! I like meeting people. Which, bonus points for being here I guess? There are so many different kinds here, and we all have a story to tell, and it's pretty neat we can, isn't it? I mean, I absolutely would have preferred a courtesy ask before I got kidnapped but this isn't the worst kind of abduction I've lived through ...

I mean. I meaaaan.

( No, he's got nothing. )

Hey look! That sign says shaved ice!