[ Please please please ignore the part where it says she's had sex with Nergal for seven days and seven nights straight, no interruption! That's the worst fanfiction humans wrote! And also ignore the part where she threatened the other gods with the zombie apocalypse if Nergal didn't come back because she felt lonely.

... She could do it, but she hasn't!! ]

That's true. [She nods.] It always saddens me when I see afterlives that are built on suffering. Life is filled with enough pain. There is no need to add to it.

[ She should check if they have records of him here... Hopefully she won't find some old black & white tapes with people wearing godzilla suits! ]