30storieshigh: (ew what's that)
Godzilla ([personal profile] 30storieshigh) wrote in [community profile] synflux 2024-12-04 06:16 am (UTC)

Sex...?

[ Give him a moment here. Let his brain catch up to which meaning of "sex' Gigan's using here. Loading, loading, loading.

Record scratch. ]


Copulation, mating, fornication. BAH!

[ A humming noise quickly builds up as Godzilla's spines light up from his tail to the top of his head, his gills and glowing as well. He proceeds to open his mouth and fire an agitated shot of his breath weapon into the pool, causing a hiss of steam to rise up from the water it cuts through. With that little display done he slams his tail on the ground, snorts out some smoke, and proceeds to walk to the gym proper, pausing for a moment to give Gigan an expectant look as he makes sure the other kaiju follows him. ]

Sex indeed! The humans are obsessed with it, they scramble about as if it is their only concern! There is territory to protect, war to be won, yet even one I would count amongst us Titans has fallen prey to this-- BAH!, Vexing!

[ Another snort of smoke as the big guy proceeds to make use of some of the more 10ft tall friendly gym equipment. A weight bench that it looks like he's been using today, with the weights racked on it and telltale mark of spines in the cushioning are anything to go by. With a frustrated grunt he takes his position, lifts the weights off the rack, and starts doing reps. His tail is near constantly twitching with agitation, but far more interesting is the fact he's still glowing. Kind of. Just his gills are lit up right now. ]

You were given task to "date" these beings, yes? Then explain this to me, at what point do they cease this behavior and focus upon the tasks at claw?!

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