[T-That's true. He's still got a ways to go before he's grown beyond teasing her. Although truthfully, he probably never will. She's just too much fun to pick on now and then.

Her calling him out on his bullshit is fair, though. Payback for him messing with her so often. And it keeps him in line.

Bickering just another part of their love language, really. A way to show they care and love each other despite their differences. Fun banter helps build stronger bonds in his eyes.]

Didn't you study in school? Geez... That's--

[What that is, he doesn't get the chance to say before he's being unceremoniously shoved onto his back so she can assault him with the marker. Not the one he chose, though, but the purple one.

He tries to explain in a rush, but it's too late-- she's already scribbling on him like a damn coloring book. And it goes about as well as he thought it would. HE'S TURNING TO SHIT!!]

I tried to tell you that the colors wouldn't mesh, dammit! Now what team am I supposed to be on, Team Poop?!

[THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN HIS KING EMBLEM GOT TURNED INTO A TURD THANKS TO YUKINE TATTLING ON HIM!!

Exasperated, he snatches the marker from her and-- uses it to give her kitty whiskers on her face.]

There! Now we're even!