[Astarion has been digging through the board games provided, most seemed childish or asinine, but one he felt held promise with some change of rules.
He invites you to join him in a game of Guess Who, but his rules for it are thus:]
None of these simplistic rules for children and morons. If your opponent asks if your person is wearing a hat and they are, you're immediately a loser. And why would you ever choose a woman, unless you only have a quarter of a brain?
Instead, we shall ask thoughtful questions. "Does your person suffer a year-long stint of piles?" Or, "Does your person long to bathe in the blood of his family and ascend the throne?" And you try to choose who you think best suits these subjective questions.
There may never be any winners, but imagine the thrill you would feel if you did win! So, will you join me?
[He gestures to the board set up on the other side of the table, smiling a most charming smile.]
((OOC: We will play this for real, but ICly! Save this image of all the horrible goblins that are the Guess Who folks, and mark off the characters you think fit the answers. And yes, it is possible to win Subjective Guess Who, though I personally have always been a loser. If you have any questions, feel free to DM me!))
Subjective Guess Who
He invites you to join him in a game of Guess Who, but his rules for it are thus:]
None of these simplistic rules for children and morons. If your opponent asks if your person is wearing a hat and they are, you're immediately a loser. And why would you ever choose a woman, unless you only have a quarter of a brain?
Instead, we shall ask thoughtful questions. "Does your person suffer a year-long stint of piles?" Or, "Does your person long to bathe in the blood of his family and ascend the throne?" And you try to choose who you think best suits these subjective questions.
There may never be any winners, but imagine the thrill you would feel if you did win! So, will you join me?
[He gestures to the board set up on the other side of the table, smiling a most charming smile.]
((OOC: We will play this for real, but ICly! Save this image of all the horrible goblins that are the Guess Who folks, and mark off the characters you think fit the answers. And yes, it is possible to win Subjective Guess Who, though I personally have always been a loser. If you have any questions, feel free to DM me!))