[He chuckles along with him, a little more dry but still a sign of being in the same boat.]

Don't worry, I have been here for months and I still don't quite know what "cyber" even means. But, no, that's not the reason.

[He gives a sigh, dramatic as if he was so put upon.]

Really, I ought to just wear one of those "Hello, I'm..." stickers but instead of my name write "a vampire" on it. It gets so tiresome having to repeat it.