[ Wow! Bowing? T-That may just be the most respectful and elegant anyone has been in this world for the entire year she's been there! Such an odd contrast with his destructive tendencies, as evidenced by the door. Speaking of which: ]
T-That's good. But...
[ That's it. Time to address the elephant in the room! Or rather... The door in the room. What's left of it, at any rate. ]
May I suggest being kinder to the doors? [She raises a finger.] Though they may be different, as someone familiar with door issues I feel bad for the owner... The Gates of the Underworld are always broken and I need to voice them myself. [Why would you voice a gate? Maybe it's another oddity specific to old goddesses.] Unless I could get seven guardians to guard them like for Christmas...
no subject
T-That's good. But...
[ That's it. Time to address the elephant in the room! Or rather... The door in the room. What's left of it, at any rate. ]
May I suggest being kinder to the doors? [She raises a finger.] Though they may be different, as someone familiar with door issues I feel bad for the owner... The Gates of the Underworld are always broken and I need to voice them myself. [Why would you voice a gate? Maybe it's another oddity specific to old goddesses.] Unless I could get seven guardians to guard them like for Christmas...