[They each have half a brain cell so that together they can share the single one, like true loves. Idjits. At least they're damn cute??
Once Hiyori starts wailing, he panics and is about to say something when the rest of what she has to say sinks.
Half him
half her.
Them, together.
A child.
As if he didn't totally grasp the concept before, he goes bright red all the way to the very tips of his ears and straight down the neck of his jersey. Then, trembling a bit, he grasps her hands close to his chest and sheds a single tear.]
O-Okay, no tear children...! We'll have a dozen kids that are ours, together!
THEY ARE THE DUMBEST ASKLDJF
Once Hiyori starts wailing, he panics and is about to say something when the rest of what she has to say sinks.
Half him
half her.
Them, together.
A child.
As if he didn't totally grasp the concept before, he goes bright red all the way to the very tips of his ears and straight down the neck of his jersey. Then, trembling a bit, he grasps her hands close to his chest and sheds a single tear.]
O-Okay, no tear children...! We'll have a dozen kids that are ours, together!
[WHY DOES THE AMOUNT KEEP GROWING???]