Well, it's not for me, but kudos to them for doing such gross work. Some people find it attractive.

[Taryon cannot agree with everyone else's tastes, but what can he say? He's here to provide tips on being sexy. He shrugs and gives Wriothesley a thumbs up.]

Alright, now hold that pose... [He takes one picture with his implant, makes a face when he notices the flaws in the lighting and angle, shifts to the side, and takes another. He keeps taking additional photos, playing with the camera settings, for a good minute before he says anything.]

Okay, okay, I'm sending them over. What do you think?