[OPEN] Coffee Time

[saudadist]

WHO: Lucy/Kaede, open
WHAT: Coffee shop things
WHERE: SynBucks Coffee (name pending)
WHEN: within the first week of arrival
WARNINGS: None so far, will update as needed!

[ Lucy's struck for what to do during her downtime. And, as much as she abhors the thought, what better way to kill time than by going to her day job? I mean, they gave her a civilian name and everything for a reason. Might as well use it to stave off boredom, right?

So throughout the week, anyone who happens to walk into a particular coffee shop will see Lucy, or Momiji Akagawa, doing her best to make complicated influencer orders or those adorable 3D latte foam animals. The key words here are "doing her best" because such artwork is a skill and skills take time to master.

Please do her a kindness and order a black coffee, a caramel macchiato, or any the sandwiches instead. ]

Comments

[plagiarists]

[ An excellent example of reverse psychology... enjoy your tip Lucky, because Sooyoung is here to spare a whopping amount of 1 krypto as a tip. ]

I hope that's insulting enough.

[ Not even trying to hide her intentions at this point. ]

I'm gonna ruin it in a few minutes with a spoon, so it'll do. But you have two more to go.

[ What a friendly reminder. ]

[saudadist]

[ Considering how utterly friendly Sooyoung has been until now, Lucy made sure to turn off the node that allows for payment. So that fat 1 Krypto tip just bounces back with an error message.

It's peace of mind to let her keep right on what she's doing with the other two lattes. Much like the first, these two are also made in the shape of cartoon shitpiles. However, one has droopy ears(?) and the other has rounded ears. A dog and a bear? Maybe? It's hard to tell for sure. ]

How's that?

[plagiarists]

[ Sooyoung being Sooyoung isn't going to mention that the payment was unsuccessful. 1 Krypto isn't much but if the system throws an error it must be a sign. Not that she would know that it was done on purpose. ]

Maybe consider another job.

[saudadist]

Every single day.

[ She's only been working here a short while but she came prepackaged with the "tired of this shit" face. It's been working well for her. ]

Anything else?

[plagiarists]

No, thanks.

[ It might seem that this terrible interaction is about to come to an awaited end. Sooyoung turns on her heels but after taking one step forward, she looks at Lucy from behind her shoulder. ]

By the way, I'll be coming here every single day.

[saudadist]

[ It's a good thing looks can't kill. That's what Lucy's face appears to be saying. Her dead-eyed, stony face. Expression never shifting even as she opens her mouth. ]

Thank you for your continued patronage.

[ Translation: "I will dream about killing you." ]

[plagiarists]

See you tomorrow.

[ Ah yes, that look, she loves to see it. Sooyoung even makes sure to wave at Lucy before finally leaving. ]