( open ) foolishly laying our hearts on the table, stumblin' in
WHO: Elysium, Wriothesley, and YOU!
WHAT: BACHELOR PARTY
WHERE: Various locations in Las Vegas
WHEN: May 15th-16th
WARNINGS: Copious consumption of alcohol, unsafe and insane behaviour probably (it's a night out in Las Vegas, standard warnings apply), I'll add more as they come up
[ On the evening of May 15th, all characters will be receiving the following text. Unless you're you know who, who it's been purposefully filtered away from. ]
🎉 You're Invited to Wriothesley's Bombastic Bachelor's Bash!!! 🎉

Date: May 16th
Time: 11AM — ???
Locations:
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Dress Code: Casual, swimwear
Join us for a day of exciting adventures as we celebrate Wriothesley's last hurrah as a single man, jam packed with activities to make it a time to remember! From aerial rides to skydiving, to a poolside lunch and bar-hopping with party games, it's our time to let LOOSE!
Bar and general venue expenses will be covered by yours truly, but for everything else please plan your budget accordingly. For any questions, contact me here @ hottie.
Whether you know the man or not, the more the merrier! He'll be happy to have you.
Can't wait to see you there!
Your new or old best bud,
Elysium
( OOC: This is an open log, so feel free to thread jack and top level to your heart's content! Characters may join for every prompt or the select few they'd be interested in, assume the locations field contains a detailed timeline of where the crew will be and when. For the bar and clubbing prompt, characters ages 21+ only, please!
No one's actually getting married btw (probably), Elysium just wants an excuse to party. )
WHAT: BACHELOR PARTY
WHERE: Various locations in Las Vegas
WHEN: May 15th-16th
WARNINGS: Copious consumption of alcohol, unsafe and insane behaviour probably (it's a night out in Las Vegas, standard warnings apply), I'll add more as they come up
[ On the evening of May 15th, all characters will be receiving the following text. Unless you're you know who, who it's been purposefully filtered away from. ]

Date: May 16th
Time: 11AM — ???
Locations:
██████████████
██████████████
██████████████
██████████████
Dress Code: Casual, swimwear
Join us for a day of exciting adventures as we celebrate Wriothesley's last hurrah as a single man, jam packed with activities to make it a time to remember! From aerial rides to skydiving, to a poolside lunch and bar-hopping with party games, it's our time to let LOOSE!
Bar and general venue expenses will be covered by yours truly, but for everything else please plan your budget accordingly. For any questions, contact me here @ hottie.
Whether you know the man or not, the more the merrier! He'll be happy to have you.
Can't wait to see you there!
Your new or old best bud,
Elysium
( OOC: This is an open log, so feel free to thread jack and top level to your heart's content! Characters may join for every prompt or the select few they'd be interested in, assume the locations field contains a detailed timeline of where the crew will be and when. For the bar and clubbing prompt, characters ages 21+ only, please!
No one's actually getting married btw (probably), Elysium just wants an excuse to party. )

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[Y'know. Typical businessman stuff.]
Say. You really don't seem to like that guy. [Elysium, he means.]
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[ Anyway, ]
I'm afraid I don't have much to offer you though, if you're looking to rub elbows. I don't have much by the way of tangible skills to offer.
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[Jeez, Elysium....why......]
Really? But you look like such a skilled guy? Those guns of yours don't lie, either. Go on, flex 'em! Let's see.
[He means ur BIG. MEATY. ARMS]
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Surely there are plenty of guys with more impressive weapons at their disposal around here. [ He also means arms. Yuwon is right there with his webtoon protag build?? ] But if you're that curious, why not join me for a round and find out?
[ Okay. He will not leave for now. ]
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[So!]
Sure. I'm not some kinda axe expert, but I'll do my best for you.
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[ But okay, time for them to get set up in front of one of the targets. ]
Does this mean you've already rubbed elbows with everyone else here? Or am I just a stop in the middle before you make your way to the end of the road?
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[He shakes his head.]
Neither! You're my first one! And you seem like the most important pair of elbows here. Isn't this party for you?
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If it were my party, I would have been consulted for it. [ Instead, he's just been paraded around. ] Pretty sure he [ with a nod towards Elysium ] just wanted an excuse to throw a party.
[ This may or may not be true. Alternatively: ]
Though if you'd like, I'm sure we could make you the man of the next few hours instead, Mr. .....?
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[Also looking over with...a somewhat odd look, something like intense focus, before it drops and he's back to his dopey little cat smile.]
Nonono! Please. I'm not the main guy out on the stage, so to speak. The name's Sampo Koski. And you, pal, are the illustrious Wriotheslesy, huh?
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Hardly illustrious. [ Damn, that makes him sound so high and mighty?? ] I'm nothing more than your average guy, no different from anyone else here.
[ But he will adhere to formalities and stick out one hand for a shake. ]
A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Koski, despite the circumstances.
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A real pleasure. [And a firm, business-like shake for you, sir.] But tell me....you really aren't a bachelor anymore? Or did he just make that up?
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Sadly I'm still on the market. Unless you'd like to do away with my bachelor status yourself?
[ makes all my threads yaoi ig, why not ]
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[A little wink wonk.]
I might if no one else does. I mean. Look at you!
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I'm just kidding, although that's very nice of you to say. [ He can (sometimes) take a compliment when it's lobbed at him. ] Though I'm surprised you'd settle for me when you've got matching good looks to spare. Surely you've got your own crowd falling at your feet?
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[no]
[no one calls him this except himself]
But I'm the kinda guy who's hard to catch. I find it fun, really.
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So you're the kind of guy more interested in the chase than the catch. [ Which, fair. To each his own. ] Do you just like all the attention?
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Maybe? I mean, sometimes it gets a little much! But if its on my own terms...that's a deal worth pursuing.
Pun intended.
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Oh? And what are these terms of yours?
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....Maybe there's more, but you gotta find out on your own!
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Fortunately I don't do that anymore, so you won't have to worry about being handcuffed any time soon. [ A raise of one brow. ] Unless you're into that?
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[Oh. How scary. He gives a sideways glance to him, before he offers his wrists, with a sly little smile.]
I don't know if I am. Maybe you should give it a go.
[He clearly has the look of I'll absolutely never stay in them for long.]
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Wriothesley gives those outstretched wrists a long, assessing look - almost as though he's seriously contemplating the merits of slapping a pair of handcuffs on this guy and taking him back to [redacted] - before flashing another smile and waving his hand. ]
Just kidding. I don't even have my handcuffs on me anyway. [ Hello? ] Though if you are genuinely interested, I'm sure there are plenty of people in this city that would love to help you out.
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[And now he's pulling back his hands to his sides and grinning. No harm, no foul.]
But really, you actually own those things? I assume they're for a job.
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[ If word's gotten around then word's gotten around, but until then he'll happily be purposefully vague about the subject. He waves one hand in the air. ]
You never know when you might come across a drunken brawl on the street or a thief trying to make off with someone's purse and need to restrain them.
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Are you a cop.
[ARE YOU A COP!!!!!!!!]
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