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hm sure sounds like you're annoyed

I'm always annoyed, of course I do.

[ silco you're not helping yourself. ]

I think you SHOULD share in the kind

might help you relax

I'm not a matchmaker but surely there's someone out there even for you

[ Tezca can't hear it, but he scoffs. Is anyone going to match his freak? ]

That is doubtful. I'm not exactly easy.

[ On the eyes. In general. He doesn't elaborate but you know. He doesn't have to.

Then again... For some reason, he isn't as resistant as he normally would be.]

neither am I pal

[ ...........in some respects. he's definitely easy in that he's a flings kind of guy, but still. he doesn't compare to a certain demon who shall not be named. ]

course you make it harder since you're not as charming as me ♥

Something we should all aspire to be, clearly.

[ He can be charming, he thinks.(Incorrectly) When he wants to be. He hasn't felt the motivation in over two years.]

makes life easier when people like you

course neither one of us are exactly looking for that. if people hate me don't exactly care. hell probably slightly better for me, technically

but it's the delicate balance of being kinda an asshole but being fun about it

Fun.

[implied is the eyeroll]

I don't think I've ever seen someone "fun" make things easier. Or be more palatable.

[His definition of fun tho...]

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you're joking right? wasn't that exactly what that demon pal of yours was doing in that backroom?

[ That's not who he was thinking about in the moment ]

I try not to think about that. He also was a lot less fun than you all thought he was.

hey now. I didn't say I thought he was fun. creatures like that are my natural enemy.

but I have to give credit where it's due. they're honestly better at understanding humans than most gods are. he got you better than quetzalcoatl did, right?

not really my point, though. more pointing out that charm works.

Fair enough, he did.

[ Even in text it is begrudging. Sometimes, he still thinks about how his soul felt coming up, and it is not pleasant. ]

I suppose you are correct. I've employed it from time to time myself, but I've found it speaks so softly compared to simple coin and force. I suppose that is the difference between a position of power and not, hm?

not necessarily. I'd say there's a place for both, and it's a wise man's game to know when to use them.

or if you prefer? be gentle in negotiations and relentless in killing. it's a way to make sure the odds are best in your favor.

Hah, you should see what a gentle negotiation is like where I am from.

Mostly, it involves turning off the air scrubbers until they stop breathing so loud, and listen.

that's not gentle

you know that right

like I appreciate your flair for the dramatic and all but just feel like I have to check sometimes

What, am I negotiating with topsiders? If I wanted to coddle them and swaddle them like children, I could certainly soften my approach.

And within the week I would be ousted by the first hungry maw that sees the opportunity.

[ he's so fucked up but then again so is like. Everything going on there. ]

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sebastian was sooooo much fun

remind me to tell you about how fxcking easy he is to stress out haha

...really? hard to think of a demon getting stressed. feels like they're too evil for that or whatever

you dont understand

he was evil

AND a perfectionist

just feel like I should point out so are you

but I guess from a demon that's funnier... what kind of perfectionist are we talking? that's a whole scale

I swear I never saw a speck of dust in his home or a napkin out of place.

Unless it was Set's doing.

i made his tables WOBBLE and he warded me out of his house

How did he do that again?

[ he knows ]

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lmao ❤️

Don't you start too.

[ nobody's gonna know about what happened at this one

~~they're gonna know~~ ]