WHO: Tezcatlipoca & Others WHAT: 2025 catch-all time baby WHERE: all over WHEN: all times WARNINGS: threads will include content warnings where appropriate!
[ ...But also because of the alcohol, the distraction works. Tezcatlipoca bursts into a laugh that's a solid pfffft first, and he grins as he closes his eyes again. ]
Ha! You knew the easy god, remember? Then you killed him! So, yeah, you're stuck with me forever. None of the nice gods are gonna come visit you anymore, so get used to it.
[ Maybe the distraction spares him the embarrassment of being truly subject to Tezcatlipoca's sincerity — and truly, perhaps Silco's had enough of that to last him for a bit. Let him sit with this for a bit at least.
So he just snorts under his breath, and exhales a plume of smoke through his nose as he does it. ]
Oh no. [ A long inhale. ] Deprived the experience of dealing with gods like him again. [ Even if he can't see it, he rolls his eyes. ]
[ He may not be able to see it, but he can certainly hear it. Hell, even if he couldn’t, he’d imagine it to be there, since Silco is probably the only person in existence that hates Quetzalcoatl more than he does. ]
Exactlyyyyyy. So, me and Set, we’ll just be your favorites forever. Even if we part ways, like Set did? We’ll always be with you. Aren’t you lucky~.
[ Yeah, there’s a tilde there. He’s playfully drunk, so sue him. At least now he’s transitioning towards sleepy drunk, since his words a slurring more. ]
[ It was true, in a way. He felt it, even now. Without Set here, he still... thought of him. Considered his thoughts when he was plotting out his next moves, as if he were there still poking holes in his actions with all of the quick wit of a military commander.
Would it be the same if Tezcatlipoca was gone? Would he... hear him asking questions like he does? ]
Wouldn't expect you to. We've got joint custody of ya anyways, so no worries. We already hashed it out.
[ He laughs in a way that makes it seem like he's probably joking but also... With the two of them, can you be sure, really? He's at least decently comfortable now, so he murmurs out a more sleepy slurred thanks. ]
—And thanks for lettin' me crash, you old bastard. I'll get outta your hair tomorrow.
[ His tone edges insulted, but it's at least more teasing than anything else. He was sure they had, in some way. In some ways, Set was capable of as much jealousy as he was.
[ He huffs it out with a laugh, but after that, his murmurs get more indistinct, and he definitely falls asleep. Or passes out. It's a little hard to tell, at this point.
Silco will at least be able to remove himself without too much trouble, since one Tezcatlipoca falls asleep, it's truly dead asleep. He's comfortable here with Silco, so he's not sharply on edge like he normally might be. He even sleeps quite soundly and silently! If you're going to have a drunken friend crash at your place, he's honestly ideal.
...Even down to the fact that unless Silco is too paranoid to sleep, he'll find that Tezcatlipoca wakes up before him and leaves. The couch is even politely set back in order!
Just don't come to the communal bathrooms for a while. It's fine. He's fine. ]
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Ha! You knew the easy god, remember? Then you killed him! So, yeah, you're stuck with me forever. None of the nice gods are gonna come visit you anymore, so get used to it.
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So he just snorts under his breath, and exhales a plume of smoke through his nose as he does it. ]
Oh no. [ A long inhale. ] Deprived the experience of dealing with gods like him again. [ Even if he can't see it, he rolls his eyes. ]
I can hardly consider it a loss.
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Exactlyyyyyy. So, me and Set, we’ll just be your favorites forever. Even if we part ways, like Set did? We’ll always be with you. Aren’t you lucky~.
[ Yeah, there’s a tilde there. He’s playfully drunk, so sue him. At least now he’s transitioning towards sleepy drunk, since his words a slurring more. ]
I’m your favorite, and I know it.
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Yes, yes. Lucky me.
[ It was true, in a way. He felt it, even now. Without Set here, he still... thought of him. Considered his thoughts when he was plotting out his next moves, as if he were there still poking holes in his actions with all of the quick wit of a military commander.
Would it be the same if Tezcatlipoca was gone? Would he... hear him asking questions like he does? ]
I'm not picking between the two of you.
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[ He laughs in a way that makes it seem like he's probably joking but also... With the two of them, can you be sure, really? He's at least decently comfortable now, so he murmurs out a more sleepy slurred thanks. ]
—And thanks for lettin' me crash, you old bastard. I'll get outta your hair tomorrow.
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[ His tone edges insulted, but it's at least more teasing than anything else. He was sure they had, in some way. In some ways, Set was capable of as much jealousy as he was.
He shifts, and crosses his arms. ]
Hm. Free drinks, don't forget.
🤠🎀
[ He huffs it out with a laugh, but after that, his murmurs get more indistinct, and he definitely falls asleep. Or passes out. It's a little hard to tell, at this point.
Silco will at least be able to remove himself without too much trouble, since one Tezcatlipoca falls asleep, it's truly dead asleep. He's comfortable here with Silco, so he's not sharply on edge like he normally might be. He even sleeps quite soundly and silently! If you're going to have a drunken friend crash at your place, he's honestly ideal.
...Even down to the fact that unless Silco is too paranoid to sleep, he'll find that Tezcatlipoca wakes up before him and leaves. The couch is even politely set back in order!
Just don't come to the communal bathrooms for a while. It's fine. He's fine. ]