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Yato 夜ト ([personal profile] intertwinedfates) wrote in [community profile] synflux2025-01-11 05:46 pm

OPEN: Slumber Party

WHO: Everyone!
WHAT: Sleepover Time!!
WHERE: Library
WHEN: Today, Saturday!!!
WARNINGS: Alcohol, roomba knife fights, potentially smutty questions



On Saturday night, every one of the Outsiders is invited to join in a massive group sleepover. It doesn't matter if you know the host or not, all have been sent invitations, with everyone having been requested to bring a pillow and a blanket to help build the fort in which they'll be staying! The library is their chosen venue for its fireplace and wide open space, with the chairs helping to make for a grand cathedral of a sleeping space.

🍷 1. COCKTAILS GALORE
Starting off the evening is a crazy cocktail station, though there's also hot chocolate for those too young and who don't drink. Naturally from there it evolves into classic drinking games such as 'Would You Rather' and 'Never Have I Ever', and 'Paranoia' which are always fun. Just don't get black-out drunk!

2. THE SHOCKING TRUTH
From the there the games lead into a round of asking shippy/smut questions, where refusal to answer is punished by things like electroshocks, wearing a silly hat and taking a picture of it for all to see, or eating a mouthful of wasabi. Here's questions for you to choose from, but feel free to make up your own!

Click for questions! Shamelessly stolen from bakerstreet ok.
1. Are you single?
2. How many people have you dated?
3. Are you a good kisser?
4. How many people have you kissed?
5. Who was your first kiss?
6. Who was your first crush?
7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
8. Have you ever had a celebrity crush?
9. What about a crush on a fictional character?
10. Are you good at flirting?
11. Tell us your best pick-up line.
12. How did your last relationship end?
13. What's the worst date you've ever been on?
14. What's the best date you've ever been on?
15. What's your weirdest romantic experience?
16. Describe your perfect date.
17. Which of the following would you rather do on a date: go hiking, go to a theme park, go to a museum, enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner, or stay home and cuddle under a blanket?
18. Do you enjoy cuddling?
19. Do you like long walks on the beach?
20. Do you prefer receiving chocolate, flowers, or jewelry?
21. What kind of gift would you like to receive from a lover?
22. What kind of gift would you give the person you love?
23. Have you ever received homemade chocolate?
24. Have you ever received a love letter?
25. Have you ever received a love confession?
26. How would you confess your love?
27. How would you propose?
28. Do you want to get married someday?
29. Describe your dream wedding.
30. Describe your ideal honeymoon.
31. Would you ever consider an arranged marriage?
32. Would you ever marry for money?
33. Would you date outside your social class?
34. Would you ever date a nonhuman?
35. Would you prefer an older partner or a younger one?
36. Would you prefer a partner who's wild and spontaneous, or steadfast and reliable?
37. Which is more important: humor or intelligence?
38. Do you prefer men or women?
39. How important are looks when it comes to attraction?
40. What's your favorite body part on a man/woman?
41. Which physical traits do you find appealing?
42. What about personality traits?
43. Would you rather date someone who's similar to you, or someone very different?
44. Describe your ideal partner.
45. Do you ever fantasize about being swept off your feet?
46. What about sweeping someone else off theirs?
47. Do you enjoy fairytale romances?
48. What are your thoughts on Romeo and Juliet?
49. Have you ever had a forbidden love?
50. Would you be willing to rebel against society for love?
51. Are you someone who prefers to stay quiet about your relationships, or do you want everyone to know?
52. Are you comfortable giving physical affection?
53. What about receiving?
54. How do you feel about PDA?
55. How do you feel about pet names?
56. Do you consider yourself clingy?
57. Is clinginess a turn-on or a turn-off?
58. Would you rather hear "I want you" or "I need you"?
59. Does love conquer all?
60. Do you believe in soulmates?
61. Do you believe in love at first sight?
62. Are you someone who falls in love easily?
63. Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
64. Where do you draw the line between friendship and romance?
65. If you had to date one of your friends, colleagues or co-workers, who would you choose?
66. Have you ever had feelings for more than one person at the same time?
67. What are your thoughts on polyamory?
68. Do you use dating apps?
69. Do you prefer casual dating, or serious relationships only?
70. Do you think you could handle a long-distance relationship?
71. Have you ever been in unrequited love?
72. Has someone else ever had unrequited feelings for you?
73. Have you ever had your heart broken?
74. Have you ever broken someone else's heart?
75. Is it better to love and lose, or to never love at all?

SEXY QUESTIONS —

1. What's a guaranteed way to turn you on?
2. Are you good at dirty talk or bad at it?
3. What would you like to see your partner in?
4. What would you be willing to wear for your partner?
5. Do you like it rough, wild, or gentle?
6. Are you the type to do a one-night stand, or not?
7. What's your favorite sexy scene from a movie?
8. Where's the naughtiest place you've done it?
9. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
10. What are your thoughts on foreplay?
11. Do you like the lights on or off during sex?
12. Are you a top or bottom?
13. What's the first thing you noticed about me?
14. Do you prefer making out or cuddling?
15. Have you ever pictured me naked?
16. Do I make you nervous?
17. When was the last time you have a dirty dream?
18. How high is your sex drive?
19. Have you ever played strip poker?
20. Have you ever slept with anyone and then regretted it?
21. What do you wear to bed?
22. When did you lose your virginity?
23. What position do you feel is overrated?
24. What's something non-sexual that turns you on?
25. Last dirty text you sent?
26. Have you ever been caught having sex before?
27. How many people have you had sex with?
28. What is your favorite position?
29. Would you rather have car sex or shower sex?
30. What would you do if we were alone together?
31. Want to play never-have-I-ever?
32. Do you prefer giving or receiving?
33. Does the idea of partner-swapping make you feel jealous, turned on, or both?
34. What's a dirty secret of yours?
35. Do you own any toys?
36. Are your more likely to use toys on yourself or others?
37. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
38. Do you watch porn?
39. When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone? How far would you go?
40. Have you joined the mile high club?
41. Would you say you’re kinky?
42. What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?
43. Do you prefer to take control or be submissive?
44. Quickie or marathon session?
45. What’s your favorite time of day to have sex?
46. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?
47. Would you say you have any fetishes?
48. What makes someone a boring person when it comes to the bedroom?
49. Is laughing in the bedroom okay with you, or do you prefer keeping things serious?
50. What's the farthest you've gone on a first date?
51. Have you ever taken someone’s virginity? Would you?
52. Are there any songs that get you in the mood?
53. Handcuffs or feathers?
54. Have you walked in on someone?
55. Have you ever gotten turned on at work?
56. What sexual activity do you think is underrated?
57. What's your definition of amazing sex?
58. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?
59. What do you look like, and sound like, when sex feels good for you?
60. What do you think about when you masturbate?
61. What would an erotic vacation look like for you?
62. Have you ever fantasized about someone else while having sex?
63. Which do you like more—sending dirty texts, or dirty talk in person?
64. Which would you like more—to be in control, or to be dominated?
65. Can you describe the last time you got turned on in public?
66. Have you ever slept with someone you work with?
67. Do you get tired after sex?
68. Do you like to kiss during sex?
70. What’s the shortest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?
71. Do you have a crazy one-night stand story? What happened?
72. Does size matter?
73. How often do you get complimented after the action for being so good?
74. Do you think you're good?
75. How long have you ever gone on a dry spell?
76. What part of your body gets complimented the most?
77. Have you ever done it with more than one person at different times within 24 hours?
78. Have you ever faked and orgasm? Would you?
79. Have you ever hooked up with someone just because you wanted a favor or something in return?
80. What's something you've always wanted to try?
81. Who do you feel is the best kisser you have ever had in your life so far?
82. Do you like being nibbled or slightly bitten while at it? Where on your body do you feel it the most?
83. What is your most favorite type of sex? Slow, dominating, aggressive, rough, smooth, fast…?
84. Have you ever recorded anything before?
85. Have you ever had a threesome?
86. Do you like to call your partner names in bed?
87. Do you like to initiate, or do you prefer to let others make the first move?
88. What are your limits in the bedroom?
89. Do you have a safe word?
90. Do you wish you could change anything about your body?
91. What do you find sexy in a partner?
92. How do you like to be touched?
93. Would you rather watch or be watched?
94. Have you ever hooked up with your teacher/professor? Would you?
95. Have you ever gotten oral while driving?
96. Would you ever let yourself be blindfolded?
97. What’s your most-watched porn category?
98. Do older or younger partners turn you on more?
99. What naughty dream have you had recently?
100. How do you feel about giving oral?


✒️ 3. INK YOUR HEART OUT
At some point in the evening, a high-tech inking machine is brought out for everyone to give each other temporary(?) tattoos: it can use not just regular inks, but holographic ones as well! It also doesn't wash off without a special solution, so you're free to keep them for months if you like. Are you getting a beautiful, majestic dragon or is a friend drawing a dickpic to torment you in your drunken stupor?

🔪 4. KNIFE KNOWING YOU
Introducing the Roomba Knife Fight Club! Everyone with a Roomba is invited to bring theirs along for a battle of the ages! Knives and other sharp, pointy objects will be provided by the host, but you're free to bring your own so long as you check them in at the start of the party. Once the designated time rolls around, Roombas will be called by name to face off against a random opponent. The fight is either to the demise of a participant or until their owner cries for mercy!

🛏️ 5. A NIGHT FIGHT
Towards the end of the night, when everything is starting to wind down and turn peaceful, a pillow is thrown. WHUMP. Was it you? That person over there? It doesn't really matter because the fight is ON! Like most battles, it matters not how it starts, but how it ends - will you see to it that you emerge victorious, or shall you become one of the downed victims covered in feathery down?
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[personal profile] queenofkur 2025-01-12 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
M-My perfect date?!

[ What a daring question! Now she can't just reply with a literal description of Ritsuka Fujimaru-- T-That'd be way too limiting and she needs to expand her horizons! Probably. ]

Well... I suppose that would have to be someone who respects me as mistress of the underworld, yet sees me for the woman I am beyond my divinity. [That's the most important part. But she supposes that's not enough to depict a perfect date, huh?] A-And I guess they should be romantic. Someone who'd put a lot of effort into courting me... But still would push through when my own limitations get in the way. [She will never initiate a first kiss and she will always skirt around the topic! Clearly it needs to be someone who could push through the thick wall of insecurity and fear around her. But they need to know the right time, it takes skills! And she's not saying it's someone who should be willing to kidnap her from the Underworld for her own good, but... T-The thought is super romantic and has its merits!!] ... And-And I would rather they like me a lot. Like, I'm not saying I should be all they think about all the time! [That'd be obsessive! Well she can't say she dislikes the idea... B-But someone like that could be dangerous!] But I wouldn't tolerate for them to think about anyone else in a romantic manner or for their love to be limited.

[ Are you really in love with someone unless you're willing to make an enemy of the entire world for their sake? N-Not that she's saying that this is what she expects! But the thought sure is romantic.

Yato may notice Ereshkigal's face is the reddest it has ever been. ]


... ... ... I-I guess that would be it.
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[personal profile] queenofkur 2025-01-12 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's true, not so long ago she wouldn't even have admitted that she dreams of a romance. And-And did he just boop her nose? W-Well, she supposes that's in the mood of the sleepover. ]

R-Right!

[ W-Well, now it's her turn to ask him a question, right? Except he beats her to the punch and asks her a question again! One that's so complicated, too!! She wants to be wanted, but also needed. Mhm. Okay, time to think about this logically. ]

If I really had to choose... "I want you?" [Her cheeks are radiating so much heat, it's hard to believe her skin is so damn cold usually!] If I'm not needed then I may feel useless... But if someone wants me even though they don't need me, t-then... I guess that means they really really care about me?

[ Whereas if she was just needed they'd forget about her real quick. Kind of like how the other gods just forget about her so long as she fulfills her duties. It's not different from how you need a blanket when it's cold, but you don't want this blanket in particular nor care about it. So long as it does what it needs to, any will do. ]
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[personal profile] queenofkur 2025-01-12 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ H-He gets it! She's glad, it makes it easier and a tad less embarrassing. ]

Exactly! And I want someone... someone who really wants me. [She idly looks up at the ceiling.] I wonder what it feels like...

[ Imagine being the center of someone's world. Being loved so much, they'll always choose you over anyone or anything else. They'll discard notions of good and evil because their love is stronger than anything. Knowing no matter what happens, there is this one person who will always be there for you. Caring for you, pampering you, loving you. And of course the love is mutual so this goes both ways...

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

... Sorry Yato, but it appears Ereshkigal has spaced out a bit as she's daydreaming about such a situation. Her features are relaxed as she's staring into nothing, imagining what being so loved must be like. ]
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[personal profile] queenofkur 2025-01-12 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's for the best he's not a god of love. They're terrible people in her experience and really clueless when it comes to true love. Just look at the one in her pantheon, who so happens to be her sister. The worst! The absolute bottom of the divine barrel. Never look up to a god of love, nope.

But then when he throws the marshmallow at her... ]


E-Eh?!

[ Blinks blinks.

Gosh, s-she's really spaced out, huh! It's okay when she daydreams in the Underworld, there's no one around to see her. It's okay when she does it in her room too by that logic. But it's not okay when there are people around!

She shakes her head and looks back at him. ]


S-Sorry, did you say something?
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[personal profile] queenofkur 2025-01-13 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This would have been terrible. In an alternate reality, this slumber party concluded with Ereshkigal dealing divine punishment upon Yato for his shameless words and behavior.

A disaster has been averted.

She looks confused though, and not just because she was spacing out. ]


An invitation...? [???] Why would someone see this as an invitation to feed me?

[ Clearly that's what he means. ]
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[personal profile] queenofkur 2025-01-13 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Instead of feeding her, they might opt to k... kiss her...?

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

... W-What the Kûr? And just what is he doing? Is he going to... to... How utterly shameless! She was going to ask who are "they," but the answer is now evident! Ereshkigal grabs a nearby pillow and throws it right at him. ]


Y-Yato!! [She grabs another and throws it his way too.] Villain! [And another.] Scoundrel!!

[ He's cute but isn't he getting married soon? Poor Hiyori!! ]
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[personal profile] queenofkur 2025-01-13 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Too much fun...? She takes a final pillow and throws it at him, but with a smile this time

It is fun. They're here discussing silly topics, he pretended crawling over for a kiss, she retaliated with pillows... Ehehe. So that's what it's like having fun with friends. She's hung out with her friends in this world before, but it's usually still very formal. Today is probably the most relaxed and casual times she's had with a friend. ]


There is no chance that would happen. [A pause and she declares triumphantly:] Only my destined love is allowed to kiss me.

[ Who is this mysterious "destined love?" She's not entirely sure. She's been pretty convinced it's Ritsuka, but she's been wondering of late if her feelings are genuine or if it's just because Ritsuka so happened to be the first one to treat her kindly. ]

I would curse with the twelves Sumerian diseases any interloper who dares steal my first kiss from me.

[ She's serious. ]
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[personal profile] queenofkur 2025-01-14 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ When he says those words, it is as if time stops. Ereshkigal stares at him wide-eyed, trying to process just what exactly he's said.

"when I'm advertising you as being single and ready to mingle."

Blinks. Blinks.

All of those words she recognizes on their own. Put together, they make a meaningful sentence in the language they're currently speaking. But then there is the topic of that sentence: her. Why would she be the topic of that sentence? What meaning is there to derive there? It's like her subconscious is purposefully trying to block her from processing his words, in an attempt to save her from the ensuing panic.

But then slowly her features crumble into the familiar air of panic she is so well acquainted with. ]


You... You what?!?
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[personal profile] queenofkur 2025-01-14 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She calms down. Somewhat. Though the topic is somewhat... Touchy. That day. A beautiful day all girls - even goddesses - dream of most fondly. It's second only to Christmas and Halloween. ]

V-Valentine's Day...

[ It's a very important day! But it's in 34 days... Is he implying she will have found her destined love within such a short span of time? She knows there is such a thing as "love on first sight" or "rapidly developing love," but she has her doubts!

Maybe Yato is trying to take over the "god of love" spot? She shouldn't discourage him... B-But he's really picked a challenging one with her! ]


... I-I have my eyes on absolutely no one here. [And those with whom she got good chemistry are already taken. How cruel and dramatic.] Though I have planned to bake chocolates and dress appropriately, in the eventuality a miracle occurs... I am afraid this is a lost cause.

[ Is the mental picture of Ereshkigal eating her own chocolates while dressed nicely in her room on Valentine's Day the most pathetic thing ever? Yes, yes it is. But she's fully accepted that it's the closest she'll get to a happy 14th of February! ]
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[personal profile] queenofkur 2025-01-14 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His mind works in mysterious ways... Thank goodness she doesn't know all of the things he is planning or she'd dig a hole underground right about now.

Why, in fact her urge to escape is growing the more they're lingering on the topic. It's not that she's a prude (she is) or extremely repressed (she is), b-but she can be really emotional and the topic of love and affection is one that can make her cry very easily! ]


R-Right...

[ Think Ereshkigal, think! They'd been in the process of playing a game, right? Maybe that's her escape right there. ]

Anyway, i-isn't it my turn to ask you a question?

[ Please grant her this mercy. ]
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[personal profile] queenofkur 2025-01-14 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Phew! She picks a random question, finally this is over!

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ]
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[personal profile] queenofkur 2025-01-14 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Handcuffs or feathers?

[ She reads aloud the random question she's just picked. What in the Underworld is that supposed to mean? That must be a mistake. She just picks another. ]

How long have you ever gone on a dry spell?

[ Another nonsensical question... Is she missing something there? ]

Have you ever recorded anything before? [Is this a joke? She throws it away and takes another.] Quickie or marathon session? [????] What position do you feel is overrated?

[ Did Yato use one of those AI thingie to generate those questions? Surely there has to be a good one in there?! ]
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[personal profile] queenofkur 2025-01-14 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you ever fantasized about someone else while having... [Huh?] ... S-Sex?

[ Wait, what? Why is such a shameful question there? ]
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[personal profile] queenofkur 2025-01-14 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
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