synflux | ( open. ) firefighter calendar mingle!

WHO: everyone!
WHAT: the firefighters put out a calendar every year and guess who is getting everyone involved.
WHERE: the venue for the photoshoot, somewhere in the city.
WHEN: within the first week of their arrival.
WARNINGS: nudity or partial nudity? will update warnings as they come.

The firefighters are looking for models to assist in their yearly calendar. Last year due to some mishaps, they missed the due date for this beloved tradition in the city, and so are not looking to really make sure everything is flawless this year. Since is no error for mistakes, they are even recruiting people to model as firefighters, as well as looking for people who can act as temporary photographers— in a city as busy as this one, it isn’t always easy booking a photographer for certain time slots. 

1. As a photographer they are tasked to make the calendar spicy, but also unique! They figure one of the best selling points is variety. No more poses, the more avant-garde, the weirder even, the better! Like if your thing is posing with a carton of eggs, you do you!
2. Models are incentivized and even ranked (this is arbitrary, so I leave that all to you), so maybe this can also lift the competitive spirit of some! Or maybe you just really want to make some extra kryptos!
3. Outside of photographers and models, also looking for people who can enhance the overall experience. Do coffee runs for everyone, while also hyping or judging the models! Whatever they say fit! People can even stumble into these roles thinking they were here for a completing different reason! Or go out on an errand to come back and suddenly everyone is not as they once were.
4. Just have fun and free to make up your own scenarios! Even if it's walking in like 🧍‍♂️ I thought this was a pizza party.

NOTE: hi, this is the log for the firefighter calendar!

everyone is free to put up their top levels and tag around as they see fit. you can see it as you were messaged by someone randomly on the network about an opportunity to make additional kyptos, or they could have even found an ad. whatever works!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ come do the firefighter calendar shoot, yuwon said. it'll be fun, yuwon said, in the flattest and driest tone possible. and like, yeah, wolfwood knew it'd be weird from the get-go, but he doesn't have anything better to do and he won't turn down an opportunity for easy money, so.

here he is, shirt off and standing close to yuwon who has his hands on his waist. the thing about getting experimented on is that he also lacks shame, so he at least seems to be taking everything in stride. at yuwon's suggestion, he laughs briefly and suddenly pitches forward in his grasp, one arm sliding over yuwon's shoulders for support. ]

Whaddya mean? I'm injured. [ he's just leaning on yuwon now... sorry. ] We're brothers in arms, see? Ya gotta support me.

[ what a fake bitch. at least the photographer is eating it up. ]

[ were brothers in arms meant to be displayed like this for the sake of the fire department's budget? who knows. in all technicality, maybe it was for a good cause, but when he feels wolfwood's arm slide over his shoulders, he can feel nothing but doubt. ]

I feel like your acting could be more convincing. [ he quips back, he fingers pressing a little firmer over his ribs as if to assert some sort of physical warning. it's really not. still, he ends up relenting, letting him lean as much as he wants. somehow, still electing to remain firm in supporting him. ]

Maybe they should have thought about knocking you around a bit first. [ he's kidding, he appreciates you, homie. ]

[ ok but yuwon signed up for this... should he really be complaining.

yuwon's fingers press against his ribs, and wolfwood's grin merely turns a little more shit eating as he makes a half-assed attempt to make himself look injured and weak. this isn't the first time he's tried to pretend being hurt, but to be fair, he did actually get run over by a van the first time. either way, this whole thing's a joke and he's definitely not taking it very seriously. ]

You volunteerin'? [ he's also kidding... perhaps. ] You look like you could rough me up.

[ actually, idk. i'm pretty sure it was a scrap.

but, run over by a van??? excuse me, sir??? but, while his acting leaves much to be desired, it looks like he's alone in this sentiment. if the rapid sound of the cameraman's shutters in the background is any indication. why is he the only one thriving in this economy... ]

You look like you'd like it, so I'll pass. [ what's the point of giving someone a beating when they'd just enjoy it? or... bounce back, really.

but with that thought, the photographer now seems to be asking yuwon to pick his companion up and off the ground, and so he seems to be looking at him for permission. but, how should he pick him up is the real debate? ]

[ listen.... he's fine now, dw about it. but okay, it actually takes effort not to laugh at that comment, masking it with a loud cough at the last second, shoulders shaking with the effort. at least it makes it look like he's really suffering?

anyway. he'll loop his arms around yuwon's shoulders, then, ready to be swept off his feet. ]

You want me to swoon in your arms? I can do that.

[ while it's relieving to be paired with someone who has no qualms of being manhandled, it's another thing when the other party is almost too willing. when he feels the weight of arms over his shoulder, he leans down, just enough to cup his forearm under wolfwood, and he lifts him with one arm.

but, then... he doesn't know what to do with his other arm and so he decides to use it, to hold his companion a bit more tightly. ... which he soon regrets. even he's beginning to think this is oddly intimate, but at the same time...

what can he say. ] Is this not swooning already? Not sure if the photographer can handle more than this. They're already losing their mind, thanks to you. [ though, yuwon doesn't know what for.... ]

[ look, there's nothing wrong with having a little fun at his own expense, especially if this whole thing is a joke to him anyway. maybe it's just because he's used to it, or maybe there's something funny about putting yuwon on the spot. more importantly, it's clear yuwon is strong—wolfwood had gathered that since they first met, but it's nice to be able to confirm it regardless. wolfwood isn't light, despite the way he looks and how he carries himself. the experimentation had broken him down before building him anew, bones and sinew and all; for yuwon to lift him with one arm when he's essentially playing dead is interesting. but there's always that saying about books and judgement and covers. ]

I dunno, they look like they're havin' the best day of their life. [ the camera's shutters are going off rapidly, the photographer telling them to stay just like that! yes! ] Give 'em what they want, the sooner we can collect and dip.

[ bby u know he's only in it for the kryptos. ]

[ this is what he gets for actually having a social circle here. not that he was completely devoid of one back home, but he certainly didn't keep in such close proximity with them. it's a thought that lingers, but perhaps holding a man in your arms would do that (placing the circumstances aside, that is). he tells himself, it'd be weirder not to think of home or his previous timeline in cases like these. but, as quick as these thoughts come, he's equally swift in consciously dispersing them.

it's then, when it actually clicks to him that wolfwood wasn't a light guy by any means. but, instead of pondering on the why and how... he supposed that was probably a conversation for another time. sort of. ] I can't even do you the courtesy of calling you light. [ but, his usual brusqueness aside. ]

What are you spending your earnings on? Cigarettes?

What, so you callin' me fat? Ouch.

[ damn... tough crowd. not that wolfwood seems to mind, given how he's snickering still. he can't help it; it's hard to resist poking yuwon a little, just to see how far he can get away with it and where his buttons lie. he's so straight-faced all the time, after all. maybe he just wants to see him let loose a little. ]

Not just cigs. I'm a growing young man, you know. I still gotta eat.

[ though, maybe that is where the weight is coming from. since waking up on base, he's actually been able to eat more and have a healthier (??) diet instead of living off whatever they could scrape together with their earnings. ]

( open. ) firefighter calendar mingle!

model.....

eheh

why is that icon so horny

is it truly horny, or does just thinking it makes it so?

listen... 2 people thought it was horny ok

i cannot believe

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