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( open. ) firefighter calendar mingle!
WHO: everyone!
WHAT: the firefighters put out a calendar every year and guess who is getting everyone involved.
WHERE: the venue for the photoshoot, somewhere in the city.
WHEN: within the first week of their arrival.
WARNINGS: nudity or partial nudity? will update warnings as they come.
The firefighters are looking for models to assist in their yearly calendar. Last year due to some mishaps, they missed the due date for this beloved tradition in the city, and so are not looking to really make sure everything is flawless this year. Since is no error for mistakes, they are even recruiting people to model as firefighters, as well as looking for people who can act as temporary photographers— in a city as busy as this one, it isn’t always easy booking a photographer for certain time slots.
everyone is free to put up their top levels and tag around as they see fit. you can see it as you were messaged by someone randomly on the network about an opportunity to make additional kyptos, or they could have even found an ad. whatever works!
WHAT: the firefighters put out a calendar every year and guess who is getting everyone involved.
WHERE: the venue for the photoshoot, somewhere in the city.
WHEN: within the first week of their arrival.
WARNINGS: nudity or partial nudity? will update warnings as they come.
The firefighters are looking for models to assist in their yearly calendar. Last year due to some mishaps, they missed the due date for this beloved tradition in the city, and so are not looking to really make sure everything is flawless this year. Since is no error for mistakes, they are even recruiting people to model as firefighters, as well as looking for people who can act as temporary photographers— in a city as busy as this one, it isn’t always easy booking a photographer for certain time slots.
1. As a photographer they are tasked to make the calendar spicy, but also unique! They figure one of the best selling points is variety. No more poses, the more avant-garde, the weirder even, the better! Like if your thing is posing with a carton of eggs, you do you!NOTE: hi, this is the log for the firefighter calendar!
2. Models are incentivized and even ranked (this is arbitrary, so I leave that all to you), so maybe this can also lift the competitive spirit of some! Or maybe you just really want to make some extra kryptos!
3. Outside of photographers and models, also looking for people who can enhance the overall experience. Do coffee runs for everyone, while also hyping or judging the models! Whatever they say fit! People can even stumble into these roles thinking they were here for a completing different reason! Or go out on an errand to come back and suddenly everyone is not as they once were.
4. Just have fun and free to make up your own scenarios! Even if it's walking in like 🧍♂️ I thought this was a pizza party.
everyone is free to put up their top levels and tag around as they see fit. you can see it as you were messaged by someone randomly on the network about an opportunity to make additional kyptos, or they could have even found an ad. whatever works!
🎂
also, woah, is he the one who brought him here? not yuwon conveniently forgetting that fact.
instead, he just tilts his head slightly, meeting his eyes with little no hesitation. he makes it a point to show that he's completely unapologetic. ] I was just thinking you looked like you been through it.
[ which, some may have not admitted so bluntly, but yuwon has no issues with that. he then waves it off, thinking momentarily, before continuing: ] Requests? Just remember you're here to show your face, not your mouth. [ but, he doesn't sound annoyed, instead he seems to be purposely ribbing him?
is this progress? ]
🥜
Haha, just kidding, he's not bothered by that remark. Always nice to see a familiar face around, even if said familiar face is essentially telling him to shut the fuck up. (Which, fair, sometimes he gets a little too mouthy for his own good.)
He unfolds his arms, spreading them apart palms facing upwards in a relaxed half-shrug. ]
I doubt LILITH would have brough me here to fight these 'kaiju' if I hadn't.
[ He says this, smile still on his face, but there's a steely glint to his eyes. Perhaps unsurprisingly, he's not over the fact that he's been brought over here and modified with any sort of consent. He may technically be a criminal and criminals might technically be the first to be chosen for things like this, but that doesn't mean he has to like it, even if he's already doing his best to adapt to this fast-paced environment.
But that's deep and they're not here to talk about that. Time to talk about more pleasant things instead, like 💋. His smile grows a little wider, a little more cocky, as he leans over towards Yuwon. ]
Is that so? And yet you seemed perfectly amenable the last time I showed my mouth.
[ I'm godmoding that they kissed during mistletoe because I do what I want. ]
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it's an ironic thought that kind of makes him chuckle under his breath. though, it's hard to tell from the outside looking in to see what he finds so humorous. especially, as wriothesley thinks he's so funny apparently?? ] That's a bad habit of yours. [ he says as he inches closer, as if trying to play the role of being threatening, despite there actually being no weight to his words. ] You'll get in trouble one day if every part of you is that loose. [ including those 💋.
why is this already applying mental damage to me. ]
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His lips quirk up even more in a wider smile, a small laugh huffing out between his lips. ]
Who says I haven't already gotten into trouble?
[ Maybe not for the act of kissing-and-telling, but certainly for other things. Was it necessarily deserved....? Murder is still murder, after all, no matter the reason. But even he has enough tact not to bring up homicide in the middle of a perfectly good (flirty?) conversation. ]
Personally, I like to think my bad habits only add to my character rather than detract from it. Surely you have a few bad habits of your own?
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unfortunately, yuwon does not possess the same level of tact, if just for the fact that he didn't necessarily care about other people's level of comfort. ... and certainly not wriothesley's. (sad) but, that said, it's fortunate he doesn't have the same murder-related considerations. trouble didn't always mean someone's death, right? ]
... [ yuwon seems to fall silent at the topic of "bad habits." it's lasts for a few awkward seconds before: ] Enough. [ sometimes it was easier to change the subject than it was to self-reflect. ]
Just bend over. [ get into your pose!!!! ]
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Actually, it's bold enough that even Wriothesley can't help but raise an eyebrow, momentarily taken aback. Does this man want to…..? (Haha, just kidding, surely even if he were interested, he wouldn't risk such a thing in public. Unless….?) Maybe it's punishment for all the casual verbal harassment thrown his way. Truly, he should learn to watch his mouth here. He's no longer the Duke of the Fortress of Meropide here, with a wealth of resources at his disposal. ]
Oh? I see my mouth wasn't enough for you. [ Now Yuwon wants his other hole…. ] You'll have to promise to be gentle though.
[ Very well, he will grab the nearest stool and….bend over………… ]
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but, what may only be increasingly unbelievable is the sheer fact that this man... simply obeyed. honestly, he was preparing for some pushback, and then ... this is what he got. ( instagram reel voice ) this is wild, this is truly wild. ] You obviously have the stomach for more.
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his brows knit together momentarily as he really seems to be debating what he should do. he can't say the man isn't in position due to his prompting. he was told by the photographer that most of the calendar had features the front - but none had quite enough back muscle, nor did they display their
sacksrear assets well enough. but, now he's wondering if this was truly the right call.considering, the cameraman stepped out for a second, instead of posing beside wriothesley, he grabs the camera propped on the nearest table. he steps in closer, pointing it towards him....
and pressing the shutter. ]
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If only Wriothesley cared as much about the judgement of his sack as I did, then we wouldn't be here. Alas, he does not give a damn what other people think about him or his sack.
He's fully convinced by now that Yuwon has some sort of weird obsession with him, which wouldn't be the first time something like this has happened but also isn't really something he wants to deal with right now. He's got plenty on his mind to sort through without Is this what Clorinde feels like on a daily basis, followed by her numerous adoring fans as one of Fontaine's reigning Champion Duelists? Maybe he should nip this whole thing in the bud before it gets worse, just in case. ]
Before we go any further, I just want to say that while I'm flattered by all the attention, I'm not interested in you that way.
[ Despite the kiss...and also the bending over.... ]
why did i not icon enough expressions
honestly, he was used to a certain amount of conflict even with his closest companions. sometimes that's how you roll, especially when you meet them under the prior contingency that you stole their favorite place to nap and now you have to scrap everyday to see who comes out on top. hence, he doesn't think much of the initial ... exchange they had.
he views him as neutrally as he always had. albeit, simply finds him to likely be a capable man in his own right. but, little does he know in all his apathy that wriothesley has other ideas... and that somehow he may have been feeding into them. ] Have you lost your mind? Who are you saying is interested in you?
[ ??? whomst??? ]
you iconned his bath scene but not enough expressions….your priorities
He looks over from where he is still…bent over… one eyebrow raised in question. ]
So you frequently tell men to bend over then? I always thought that was something saved for later in a relationship.
[ Damn, and here he thought he was special. :( Guess Yuwon is just a slut. ]
STOP I DID IT BY CHAPTERS!!!!
though, that obviously just means he's being unapologetically irksome on purpose. you win some, you lose some.
at his words, he adjusts the camera settings before aiming the lens back on him. ] Then maybe you shouldn't have done it so easily. You were basically tripping over yourself. [ he peers through the viewfinder once more, before shaking his head.
obviously this isn't true at all, but something about the way wriothesley speaks makes him feel like he doesn't want to lose. ]
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Ah, so you're the type that prefers a good challenge. Duly noted.
[ Sorry to Yuwon, who is never going to get a straight response of Wriothesley ever again with that annoucement. ]
In that case, maybe I should be taking hold of the kamera [ it's just camera ] and taking pictures of you. Fair play and all.
[ Does Yuwon also have his shirt off.... ]
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which is why he's a bit skeptical when he offers to return the gesture. especially, as he knows he probably hasn't been the most gracious host, or photographer. yuwon says nothing at first, just silently angling the camera and purposely placing it on the brightest flash possible as he takes another photo.
then, he gives a small hum of consideration, before he finally speaks. ] If that's what you want. [ and for you, always... or is it for wriothesley... ]
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Truthfully he's more used to being out of the limelight than in it, turning down any and all requests for interviews and tours whenever they arrive on his desk. Even if he's not who he was before, it's hard to break old habits, especially when he's in a place as new and unfamiliar as this one.
The less people know of you, and are aware of your presence, the less of a target you are.
With the tide of power shifting, it's also Wriothesley's turn to shift, unfolding himself from his position on the chair so he can step over to where Yuwon stands, one hand reaching out expectantly for the camera. ]
Looks like it's your turn to bend over then.
[ I really hate where this thread is going. ]
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he exhales deeply, before placing a single hand on it and just standing there. ] You don't think we should try a different pose? The camera's had enough of your backside. [ sometimes you try to weasel your way out of things, even if you logically know you can't. it's not like yuwon feels shame, but it's more the idea that he doesn't know if he likes taking orders from this guy. ]
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But since neither of them are going to back down any time soon, it seems like this farce will continue. Wriothesley, at least, doesn't seem to be anywhere near willing to relent, the sharp smile on his face growing even wider. No doubt both Sigewinne and Clorinde would have something to say about his performance here, indirect and taunting, so it's really a good thing neither of them are present, isn't it? ]
Ah, but it hasn't had nearly enough of yours. Don't you think we should keep things fair between us? I wouldn't want you to miss out simply because you're feeling shy.
[ He is really not making this any easier for himself. If Yuwon strangles him (unsexily) in the future, he will have no one to blame but himself. ]
this can still be salvaged into het
the prospect of appearing spineless, even in the face of a non-existent challenge (or is it?) ruffles him more than appears on the surface. oddly enough, it isn't that simple to elicit this sort of knee-jerk reaction out of him, and yet here he is. maybe it's the fact that wriothesley always has too much to say, or maybe it's the idea that in a place where so much seems on the very cusp of their control, only to slip out of it— he was feeling unnecessarily thirsty for some conflict.
regardless of what the actual root cause is, it's clear he is finally relenting. a heavy exhale as he lifts his leg up and places his boot on top of the chair. he then turns back to look at his present company with a gruff: ]
Just try and call me shy again.
can it though...........
As a reward for his good behavior, Wriothesley also relents a little, turning his attention back towards the camera in his hands and fiddling with the settings instead of trying to press Yuwon's buttons some more. He'd been mostly joking about giving the crowd another nice shot, but now that said shot is in front of him….well, it actually is pretty nice. Not that he makes it a habit of staring at other men's asses, but a person would have to be blind not to notice.
just casually godmods an ass onto yuwon, this is fine. ]
What should I call you then, if not shy?
[ I still don't think they've exchanged names….crying. ]
nvm it's impossible now
honestly, every second seems like a second too long as he holds some semblance of a pose together. the pose is mostly him just standing there with his leg propped up, but still, it's a pose nonetheless. that said, when he asks his question... for once, it's not entirely unreasonable. his tone is flat when he responds. ] Kim Yuwon. [ he then releases a sigh as he turns back to his "cameraman." ]
You done gawking yet? [ also give him your name??? wtf??? ]
wraps this one up too
Imagine how funny it would have been if whatever autotranslator function is in place didn't automatically convert Yuwon's name into Western format for Wriothesley's fake French ears. Imagine if he just went around after this thinking Yuwon's name was Kim. How funny that would be.
Anyway, he's not done gawking, but for Yuwon he'll speed things up a little. ❤️ ]
Just trying to find the best angle. You wouldn't want me to take an unflattering picture of you, now would you? That would be terribly unprofessional of me.
[ He does not give his name though... but he will later, after they finish their mini-photoshoot and then get called away for their actual photoshoot. ]