[CLOSED] The March of the March

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WHO: March 7th, various.
WHAT: Various shenanigans (feel free to pm me for a starter!)
WHERE: Many places
WHEN: March 2024
WARNINGS: None yet!

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Oh, that's [ STELLE/CAELUS, DON'T MAKE ME PICK WHICH ONE, GOD KNOWS IF WE'LL GET ONE AND I'LL BE WRONG!! ]

They're our newest member! They're pretty weird. [ Fondly. ]

[ignoreher]

[ I ALWAYS TRY AND AVOID HAVING TO ASK THIS BUT SHE WOULD!!! IM SORRY!!! THAT'S A FRIEND!!! IF WE EVER GET ONE SHE'LL DEFAULT TO WHAT THEY CHOOSE!!! ]

Weirder than you? That's impressive. [ teasing... ] Do they have their memory?

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Actually, no.

[ See??? ]

I think they've got a memory of... well, one person, but I don't know all the details there.

Also keep this a secret, but they've also got a Stellaron inside of them.

1/2

[ignoreher]

[ girl ]

[ignoreher]

You mean the cancer of worlds? That Stellaron?

[ the thing you LITERALLY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO FIGHT? ]

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Yeah!

[ With the look of "YEAH, I KNOW, I GET IT." ]

It only went berserk once and then Mr. Yang sealed it and honestly, it doesn't seem to... really throw them off at all, having it inside of them. They've just kind of been able to resonate with the other Stellarons and that helps us understand the situation faster.

[ignoreher]

So it can be dealt with nicely, but I'm guessing it really is a manner of timing...

[ lucky (?) them. ]

Alright. It's not like I have anyone to tell anyway, March. And... if you trust them, then I will too. Even if they're weird.

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Yeah, and compatibility...

But I'll vouch for them. They saved my life.

[ignoreher]

[ that's not always a good person thing,

but she keeps it behind her smile instead of saying so. ]

Maybe they just thought you were too cute to lose.

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Which is true.

[ Cheerfully, as she fans Malkuth's fingers to help the polish dry faster. ]

But speaking of cute, I think we're lacking in sleepover gossip here.

[ignoreher]

[ oh wings ]

I... am absolutely prepared for it!

[ maybe. probably. oh gosh. she's nervous again, but it's just a regular nervous. she isn't babbling so it's promising. ]

Kind of. It's a lot harder than I thought to think of people as cute and stuff since the City put more worth on merits than appearance... More people would compliment you on a job well done than think you had a pretty face.

[ well. except the chefs. but she isn't ruining this sleepover with cannibalism. ]

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[ So is that why her self-esteem is like this-- ]

Ohhhh. It's okay, I don't think you need a really long list or anything. And what you find attractive isn't always the same for people.

[ignoreher]

[ yeah because she fucking sucks, ]

Except if it's you, because you're always the cutest?

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[ A huge, theatrical sigh. ]

Some people don't have good taste, probably.

[ignoreher]

And they should definitely get their eyes checked.

[ gosh, it really is charming how confident she is... ]

Alright! You first. Who's, um, caught your eye?

[ this is how that works. right? her teen romance books wouldn't lie to her. ]

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I, um.

[ Hm. She pauses, tapping her chin. ]

Are we starting with one at a time or a list here?

[ignoreher]

One at a time's fine, I think. A list sounds overwhelming.

[ ... she says, as someone who loves lists and has a list prepared but doesn't want to scare her best friend who just informed her things didn't need to be a long list. ]

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Mm... he kind of acts more like a brother, maybe, if I had a brother, but Winter's really unfairly pretty. He knows it, too.

[ It's terrible when they're in the same room. ]

[ignoreher]

March, you act the same way.

[ also. hold up. her eyes are scanning march's walls... who could it bem ]

I don't actually know Winter... Do you have his picture up?

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I didn't say it was a bad thing, but I don't use it to try to get benefits!!!

[ But she points to a photo on the wall; this one's a selfie, March and some hot elf guy with black hair in front of some pretty blue-purple flowers. ]

Over there, in front of the flowers.

[ignoreher]

[ let her lean... hm. ]

I guess he's kind of pretty... he looks like he takes good care of his hair.

[ ... yeah. that's all. ]

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And see, that's an example of people having different opinions on attractiveness! That's the fun in talking about it! Soooo--

[ jazzhands at Malkuth, expectantly. ]

[ignoreher]

[ oh. oh!!! okay she gets it. ]

My turn? Um...

[ gosh. every name she knows flew out the window. uh. um. oh. ]

Wriothesley's pretty handsome, don't you think? And a real gentleman too! He took me out to dinner earlier this month and we had a pretty good time getting to know each other.

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Took you to dinner, really? I wish I had that kind of luck.

[ Haaaaa. ]

He's handsome, definitely. And I appreciate the muscles. He was the one who brought up ballroom dancing to me as a way to get more graceful, actually.

... But he's totally bad at romance.

[ Matter-of-factly. ]

[ignoreher]

What do you mean, you wish you had that sort of luck? I thought you'd get tons of people taking you out!

[ she's so cute and sweet, after all... ]

I mean, his was just as a reward for getting along with Ishmael, so it's not like he actually asked me out or anything... I'm the one who's usually taking people places.

[ we'll get back to the other stuff in a second. ]