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ᴛsᴜʀᴜᴍᴀʀᴜ ᴋᴜɴɪɴᴀɢᴀ 『鶴丸国永』 ([personal profile] cranekin) wrote in [community profile] synflux2023-12-11 10:04 am

( OPEN ) we are here and going to make it everyone's problem

WHO: Team Everlight and YOU
WHAT: Breaking the ice with a spontaneous slumber party
WHERE: Everlight wing
WHEN: Some time after arrival
WARNINGS: Destroying friendships with UNO or something. Will edit for real as things come up.

(The fun thing about being taken and thrown into a new place is no one really knows you so when Tsurumaru Kuninaga is missing from dinner, he's sure no one really notices. Eventually someone will learn that whenever he's missing for too long, he's probably up to something if he doesn't actually have something to do.

He returns some time towards the end of dinner, when most people have probably begun to settle a bit for the evening. He stumble-dashes back to the base with an armful of plastic shopping bags and oooh he is definitely up to something…
)

& SET UP
In the Everlight wing, they need to do some ☆re-arranging☆. Some desks and chairs need to be borrowed from rooms to drag outside for the food. While they're at it, they might as well grab the blankets and pillows too. They might also have to figure out what appropriate music to play. So maybe someone knocks on your door to commandeer your furniture and time. Or maybe they figure out a way to play music so everyone can hear and you end up drawn out by music.

Maybe you get sent out to buy more snacks and drinks for everyone while you're standing around with nothing to do. Let's go, Everlights. It's time to drag people into early shenanigans.

& FOOD & GAMES
There is plenty of food to be found. Check out the mixed bottles of different flavored sodas and teas, assorted chocolates, and other sweets from the convenience stores. Eventually, a couple of pizzas and a few more substantial things might show up on the table. Some of them are traditional flavors characters will be used to seeing but others may… be more out there. There sure are a lot of more experimental foods combinations in the future, huh? Have you ever tried coffee-flavored water? Yogurt-flavored potato chips? Flaming hot lava chocolate? What about calamari Oreo pizza? Well, now is your chance.

There are also stacks of playing cards and maybe some other silly toys and games from whatever is the equivalent of a dollar/pound store in the future.The 100 Kryptos store? Which version of UNO do you know how to play? Do you know how to play Werewolf or Mafia? There are plenty of bottles to spin. Give someone a call and see if they answer or else you have to eat one of those cursed pizza slices. Of course, when enough people gather around, there are plenty of other ways to make your own fun.

& CHILL
For more introverted characters that might want a quieter place to hang out, some Everlight has probably left their room open. Pillows and blankets have been piled into the room to make it a quieter, more laidback place to hang out. When was the last time you made a pillow fort?

// WILDCARD/OOC
Hello, Tsuru gets bored easily and he wants everyone to have ☆good vibes☆ because bad vibes make him sad so he is steamrolling and dragging people into slumber party shenanigans. It's in the Everlight wing but other characters can hop over if they're curious or dragged in. I asked the mods about the potential consequences of staying the night and they said it would be fine for the slumber party so go wild.

Treat this as an open mingle and feel free to come up with your own ideas and tag around. If anyone really needs me for anything, you can DM me or catch me on plurk ([plurk.com profile] yosakoi ).
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[personal profile] blastedass 2023-12-12 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[he hadn't intended for a moment to come down here. but apparently some people just don't give a shit about dying and want to stick their heads in the proverbial broiler. which means he's down here. out here. whatever. getting something to eat and still radiating the quiet "fuck off" vibes to anyone nearby. red eyes sharp on the occasional flick around, noting the people that are on his team. there's a reason he was placed here with these extras, but what that reason is, he doesn't know. doubts any of them do, but that's something to look into, isn't it.

a few people catch his eye, ones he met before during or around the orientation and earlier simulations. some of them are tolerable at least... the tall blonde in the red coat and orange grandma glasses isn't hard to miss. the sheer amount of sugar he's put on his fucking pizza is utterly disgusting. does he want to be up all night running hyper with a damn sugar headache? first-time soda drinker, candied pizza, a roll of oreos in the other land like a damn road flare...]


You're gonna make yourself sick, Nise no Baka.
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[personal profile] ecad 2023-12-13 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
( what's up, firecracker.

it doesn't matter what sort of vibes bakugo is giving off, there's not going to be any keeping this one away from him once he's made his presence known; he's pretty engrossed in his pizza, which is a feaking masterpiece, thank you very much, but he's probably going to spot all that spiky blond hair before the other has a chance to speak up and, dare we say, pass pizza judgment.

he makes a point of swallowing his bite before speaking up — manners, and all, rem had made a point of hammering that into their little plant brains as soon as they could understand it — and grins, even though something about his expression is a bit quizzical.
) No I'm not. ( what did you just call him. )

Have you tried these yet? ( he is absolutely about to brandish that sleeve of oreos like a weapon. ) They're amazing!
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[personal profile] blastedass 2023-12-13 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[don't you dare...

he's passing pizza judgement and sentence before the other man gets a chance to swallow! and he decrees it an abomination of sweet and savory that shouldn't be. pineapple on pizza is pushing it, but at least that's still a fruit! straight up sugary dessert foods swimming in melted cheese and tomato paste?! that's just fucking wrong!

he doesn't miss the pointed swallowing. not sure whether that's just manners or a ballsy defiance of his warning. that grin is met with a small sneer in return. he sounds so sure of himself while plying his stomach with a revolution.]


Tch. We'll see about that in an hour. [it's japanese for "fake idiot" - enjoy that, cause you earned it.]

They're called Oreos. We have them in my world.
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[personal profile] ecad 2023-12-13 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
( don't dare what … he's certainly not doing anything …

but okay fine, pass your judgment and sentence all you like, that just means there's more for him; they don't have toppings like this where he's from, and he's always been something of an experimentalist when it comes to food — it helps being able to eat at all, something he's always secretly been a little bit grateful for even if it means he's less of an independent than his brother — and this seems like the perfect time and place to do all the experimenting his stomach can handle.

if it comes back to bite him in the butt … well, he can't say bakugo didn't warn him.

and hey, it looks like he's not the only one coming up with nicknames; this is a two-way street, mister boom-boom-pow, and he's definitely not going to let the firecracker bit go anytime soon!
)

I've got a pretty strong stomach, just so you know. ( maybe it's a plant thing, maybe it's a vash thing. who even knows. ) Oreos … ( he rolls the word over in his mouth. ) I think they just might be the best thing I've ever tasted. Can you get them anytime you want?
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[personal profile] blastedass 2023-12-14 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[he was gonna do something... and now he's not... riiight?

judgement and sentence passed. he's more than willing to let vash have all the pizza. or at least that kind. gross. yeah, it's obvious these kinds of things aren't native to the other man's world. no one with experience with them would be reacting to them like a little kid with his first chocolate drop. while bakugo isn't afraid to try new things, there has to be an allure enough for him to want to; he won't do it just because it's new. that's an idiot's gamble. (then again, if someone threatens his pride well enough, it can happen... with utter revenge waiting if he ends up regretting it.)

might not be a bite so much as a... well... yeah, you get the idea. they better have good plumbing here.

he never said he was the only one coming up with nicknames! but it's still fucking stupid when someone does it to him! expect to get yelled at for using it on him aloud! while he'll continue to use the one he made for vash. hypocrite. (firecracker isn't as insulting though...)

bakugo makes a dismissive noise when vash vouches for his stomach.]
never said you were gonna throw up. [specifically. he heads to the table and starts to scan through the boxes of pizza, hoping for something normal and not one of these freaks of nature pies...] Unless there's a shortage or the delivery trucks fucked up.

[back home at least.]
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[personal profile] ecad 2023-12-18 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
( sure … yes … he is absolutely not going to do anything.

out loud, anyway. if he wants to call you firecracker in his own headspace, he's allowed! but don't be surprised if he accidentally slips out at some point in the near future because that's just the kind of person he is and once he's picked a nickname for someone … it kind of sticks? aha? you're welcome, mister boom-boom-pow.

now, it stands to reason that vash is always going to be easily excited, and he's going to overreact when it comes to very simple, very mundane things but … look, he's a pretty simple guy when it all comes down to it, and if he wants to get excited about weird pizza flavors and oreos and however many kinds of soda there are that have made him sneeze because of the carbonation, that's his prerogative.

get used to this, bakugo. this is your life now.

and fingers crossed for the plumbing here. for literally anyone experimenting with things like he is. maybe a plant's digestive system is particularly sturdy? stay tuned to find out.

since he doesn't know the actual translating of what he's just called him, he has no idea it's insulting and he really doesn't care all that much to find out, because it kind of sounds cool? stay tuned even longer to see if he ever pops that question and, if he does, his reaction to whatever response he gets. he'll probably just laugh it off.

and he'll take the yelling. #worth it.

vash finishes his slice of pizza and brushes away any crumbs that might be clinging to his fingers or the corners of his mouth, almost immediately taking an oreo out of its sleeve and nibbling on it.
)

I'd do anything to have these things back home. They're no donuts, but still. ( always gonna vouch for the fried dough over everything else? yes. )
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[personal profile] blastedass 2023-12-19 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[call him a firecracker out loud and see what happens. it won't be pretty. mostly just noisy... but that nickname he picked out for you is going to stay! no questions asked! already used it, since he's not shy about spitting out those immature insults he sees as bolstering his intimidating air and superiority. (though jury's still out on whether he uses them for his classmates now out of... uh... not hate?)

get excited all you want over mixing dessert and pizza, but bakugo's going to call it disgusting because it is! in a silent commentary, he hopes vash is going to brush his damn teeth before he goes to bed. especially after all that sugar. can't do much for whatever amount of grease he's pounding down his gullet. that'll be on the blonde and his stomach in a few hours. or the morning. whenever it decides to come back and say hello.

HAA?! HIS LIFE IS WAY MORE BADASS THAN THIS SHIT!!

he will not stay tuned to find out about vash's digestive track's success on managing that much pizza, dough, oil, sugar, carbonation, etc. good thing he's getting up early tomorrow to go exercise and run and put some distance between himself and this madhouse of weird-ass extras.

ugh. bakugo's face twitches in irritation as the third pizza reveals itself to be raisins with bbq sauce.]
What the fuck are these people on? [flip flip flip fli-] CAN'T YOU ORDER A SINGLE FUCKING NORMAL PIZZA, YOU SHITTY JUNKERS?! [roaring at the pizza table like some kaiju himself. he's about ready to blow the entire thing up-! oh... fuck, finally. simple pepperoni. and the one under it is a margherita pizza. growling, he opts for two pieces.

right. vash is still talking.]
Huh? You have donuts back home?
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[personal profile] ecad 2023-12-26 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
( well! maybe he wants to see what happens! maybe it's only fair, if the nickname he's chosen for him is going to stay, because it's much more rude than his own. and he's always had a bit of a habit of pushing his luck ( what luck, mister the stampede ) until it blows up in his face, and it does more often than it doesn't, but of course that's neither here nor there.

and look, everyone has their preferences when it comes to food, you know? some like spicy things, some like savory, some like sweet — and some like to mix all kinds of things together to see what comes out of it, because that's what you call being adventurous and maybe it's his plant digestive system or something, but he doesn't think he's ever met an entree he doesn't like. or snack. or dessert. are you catching on, here?

so you can have your boring pepperoni ( still delicious, just basic ) and your margherita ( mozzarella, yes, tomatoes, absolutely not!!! ) and he'll take the rest of the weird stuff you're turning your nose up at. except … maybe not the raisins and bbq sauce. that's pushing it a bit even for him.

sorry you ended up trading your life as a superhero for one that consists of judging others for their pizza choices. that's not very badass at all. we're very sorry for your loss.

vash blinks a bit at the outburst — ever heard of an indoor voice, buddy? — but doesn't comment on it, because if there's anything he's been able to deduce about the other's personality, it's that he can be a little … volatile.
) Normal's boring. ( he offers around another mouthful of pizza, chewing thoughtfully and swallowing. ) But none of this is all that normal to me, I guess the point's moot, huh? ( vash.

he's going to punch you at this rate. maybe. probably.

but now they're going to talk about donuts, and he's one hundred percent prepared.
) Oh, yeah. ( tbh it depends on whether you watch the dub or the sub … it's donuts or pizza, respectively. ) Nothing fancy, but they're so good.
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[personal profile] blastedass 2023-12-28 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[maybe he should've acted differently and he wouldn't have gotten a rude nickname! (always would've gotten a rude nickname with this guy.) there's no regret in what he's going to call vash. certainly not his real name. not without some major issue that prompts a yell of it sans the normal grumpy shielding of attitude. still gonna blow up if vash calls him that!

just because someone has preference for their food doesn't give them the right to shove something nauseating in someone's face! that's just a damn offense. which is what he's scowling at the pizza for. these damn extras should've put all the "experimental" whack-job combinations to the side and put the NORMAL pizza toppings on the table proper. so people coming to get some wouldn't be affronted with these sacrilegious saccharine-meets-savory mixes... if vash wants to puke, go for it.

pepperoni is fucking awesome! and what the hell is your beef with tomatoes, vash? DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING PIZZA SAUCE YOU'RE EATING?! damn right he's going to spurn the crap combos and stick with tried and true and GOOD. tch, at least the blonde gunman has some level of limits. though seriously? bbq and raisins is your stop line? not cookies on pizza?

HE'S NOT GOING TO BECOME SOME FOOD CRITIC!! HE'S A HERO WITH A JUDGEMENTAL PRIDE ISSUE!! and still totally badass. f. u.

indoor voice is earned by indoor treatment. outrageous pizza is not indoor treatment, since it belongs outside with the beasts. bakugo bristles slightly at the mention of his preference being boring and shoots vash a glare.]
Tch, there's a difference between "won't make you puke" and "normal", Nise no Baka. [he has to give him the "moot point" comment though, despite a punch in the face being a tempting option. totally would hit a guy with glasses.]

You have donuts but not cookies? [vash's world has limited intelligence in that case. (okay but in dub vs sub, what's shown on the actual screen? cause that's a huge difference. pokemon had riceballs turned into donuts though...) how can you do donuts and miss out on cookies?] Priorities...
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[personal profile] ecad 2024-01-03 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
( yeah we're just gonna go ahead and stop that train of thought right there, because there is nothing about this guy that insinuates he would ever give anything but a rude nickname; wolfwood calls him idiot, moron, dumbass more than he has ever used his actual name and he's honestly more used to that sort of thing than he should be. the only one to use his given name more than sporadically is meryl, and it's … usually with more than just a tinge of exasperation. the woman deserves a medal for having to put up with him.

anyway. prepare yourself for the eventual blowing up when he calls you firecracker out loud. the name has stuck, even if it's only in his head for now, and he's not going to let go of it!

it stands to reason that what might be normal for one person isn't going to be normal for the next — case in point, none of this is really all that normal to him, but he's adventurous enough to give it all a shot, potential intestinal distressed later on be darned — and is it really shoving it into someone's face if it's just all laid out on a table for everyone to parse through? not really, but you can go ahead and be offended by all these supposed atrocities. we'll let you have it.

look. look. tomato-based things are completely different from actual tomatoes in things. tomato sauce is great! ketchup, salsa if it's the really, really thin kind, that's all fine and dandy. but you start trying to put chunks of tomatoes in things, we're going to have a problem, because they're just gross. hrrk!

don't you dare ever try to put tomato on a burger. or any kind of sandwich, for that matter, and heaven forbid you eat it like an apple with just like. salt or something on it. blasphemy. anyway, where were we —

it honestly depends what kind of cookies we're talking about putting on what kind of pizza. what if … there was a kind of dessert thing with cheesecake and there were graham crackers on it? or shortbread cookies? that might not be so bad!

a hero can be a food critic too, you know. the two things aren't exactly mutually exclusive — and have you never heard of two things being true at the same time? you've already gotten the judgmental part down, why not!

vash finally finishes his slice of pizza and brushes any stray crumbs from his mouth, looking at the other blond with a fair amount of amusement glittering in blue eyes.
) I think if any of this stuff makes you puke, that means you've just got a weak stomach. And you've just gotta build up your constitution! ( pause, and a thoughtful hum. ) Doesn't surprise me that you're such a firecracker about your opinions, though … gotta stick to your guns, right? ( hehe. see what we did there. you're welcome.

he gives a dismissive, one-shouldered shrug.
) We have cookies, just not ones like these. Which is awful, if you ask me. I might end up wanting to stay here just for the food. ( priorities, indeed — and the scene in question has neither, he's literally just talking about how expensive bullets are and how he could either buy two slices of pizza or two dozen donuts for the price of a single bullet. what kind of inflation is happening in noman's land, honestly. )
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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-01-03 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[makes one wonder why these people call vash those sorts of names rather than his given name. couldn't be that the blonde gunman actually does things deserving of those sorts of names and feelings of exasperation, right? (then again, bakugo would still give a rude nickname even if someone was fucking awesome from the start.)

why does he have to prepare?! he's not the one who's going to get exploded through the damn roof for opening his mouth and saying something stupid, nise no baka!

right. and lying offensive or affronting images or sculptures out there in a public spot isn't shoving it in people's faces as they go by. stick a cupcake in the middle of a pizza or decorate ice cream with shrimp and call it avant-garde! no one's going to turn their stomach if they happen to see these culinary offensives splayed out in their decadent debauchery for the world to view!

anyways. bakugo's not blowing them up. just got exasperated when it seemed like no one had anything normal on the forefront! you call can keep your gastronomical garish gut gutters. as for the tomatoes... you have issues, vash. that's all. bakugo's going to eat a tomato in front of him just because he'll find out it makes the blonde's stomach twist on itself. call it paybacks for this pizza pestering.

THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A FUCKING PIZZA!! it'd be a "in name only" dish, like fruit pizza or a cookie pizza or something that makes it obvious it's not supposed to be the savory version in the name itself! and who wants to put a whole slice of cheesecake atop a cheese pizza? sick.

he's going to criticize food if it's disgusting and eaten in front of him on purpose. not gonna waste his time commenting on someone shoving an anchovy-stuffed doughnut in their mouth if they're just passing by.

meta commentary aside, bakugo leans against the wall nearby and rips the tip of his pizza slice off with a bite and jerk of his head. like some feral animal. the spice of the pepperoni and savory cheese with red sauce is a welcome taste from home. at least he chews with his mouth shut. his mom didn't raise an animal.]
Or it means you shouldn't be shoving a shit load of oils and grease into your stomach because it overloads your system. [the fuck? doesn't think guy know there are limits to what a person can consume? then again, he's been looking at dietician information and health statistics for his own standards, so it-

did he just call him a fucking firecracker? bakugo's eyes narrow at vash... but the "a" in front of it and the fact he's got both hands unfortunately full means he's not going to kick his ass just yet.]
Shut up. I'm not changing my opinions unless I have a reason to.

[and goes back to his food. listening to vash describe his world makes him wonder if it's somewhat like this one. a place limited on resources and innovation. especially if he's joking about staying for the food. jest aside, it comes from experience.] Bullshit. [vash is just trying to be goofy. calling it.] There are only a few reasons why people would choose to stay here than return home.
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[personal profile] ecad 2024-01-10 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
( he has never caused a single person a single moment of exasperation in all of his years. all of these nicknames are unwarranted. that's his story and he's sticking to it —

but it's good to know that he'd be given a rude nickname from the very beginning regardless of how awesome he had or hadn't been from the very beginning. there's reassurance in consistency, you know? good on you for keeping it up.

and. well. prepare yourself for causing someone else to do some through-the-roof exploding when the inevitable happens? just so, like. it doesn't come as a huge surprise ( it will ) and catch you too off-guard ( it will ) and you don't actually try to set him on fire or explode him too hard. because you don't really want that, do you? of course you don't!

hold on, though. you might be onto something, putting a cupcake in the middle of a pizza; it's another one of those savory-and-sweet kinds of things that might look like one of the words things in the world but ends up being delicious. you never know! especially since the biggest variable is what sort of cupcake, and what kind of frosting is on it, because if you were to ask someone in particular ( namely, the one writing this ) they would say that regular old white cake with buttercream is the way to go. you really can't go wrong with that kind of setup, even if you're putting it on a pizza.

avant-garde.

( eating a tomato right in front of his face, though? seriously? it's not going to turn his stomach or anything, just because he isn't the one eating it, but he might do a little bit of his own judging in the interim. if you can judge his pizza crimes … it's only fair. )

isn't just about everything that's round and flat considered a pizza as long as it has some kind of sauce and toppings, though? a cookie pizza is just that, just like an ice cream cake is still cake! and regardless of whether it's in nae only or not … 'in name only' still stands for something. you know, like taco salad, even when there's a minimal amount of lettuce in it and more questionable additives than you can shake a stick at. 'in name only' holds weight around here!

aaanyway — the crap did you just say about an anchovy-stuffed donut!? we are not advocating that kind of blasphemy in this house! you take that back right this instant!

not gonna say a thing about how you look like a shark tearing into that pizza, though. just gonna. move right along and thank the deity of our choice that you do chew with your mouth closed. thanks for not spewing pepperoni everywhere, pal.
) Mmm … ( he hums, tapping the edge of his jaw with a forefinger and looking over the table's options one more time, just in case there's something he's missed while they were having this very important conversation. ) Nah. Definitely sounds like a personal problem to me. ( vash?? are you trying to start a fight here? come on!

yes, he did just call him a firecracker. and he's more than welcome to kick his ass ( because that doesn't actually require the use of your hands, if you're creative ) because he's not about to take it back, now or ever, even after he's removed the 'a' from the beginning and taken to using it as a term of endearment. he grins as he snatches up another oreo and pops it into his mouth.
) That's good, though! It means you've got good morals. Changing your opinion at the drop of a hat … makes you kinda wishy-washy, doesn't it? You don't look like that type of guy to me.

( he finishes his oreo, scans the table again, gaze flicking back and forth between it and bakugo. ) Food could be one of them. ( he offers quietly, helpfully. ) You never know what kind of world somebody else comes from, especially if they don't go around blabbing about it.
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[personal profile] blastedass 2024-01-11 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[that's a bullshit story and everyone knows it. including vash. damn right.

very few people earned the right not to be given a rude or dismissive nickname from the start. hell, bakugo even nicknamed his mentor, the guy he secretly respected enough to withhold the reveal of his own chosen hero name from his childhood best friend and everyone else until that man alone was around to hear it. damn denim head...

HE WILL BLOW YOU THROUGH THE EVERY WALL IN THE BUILDING IF YOU KEEP TESTING HIM!! PLAIN AND SIMPLE!!

no! that was not an encouragement to make more wretched pizza monstrosities! he will slam a tomato in that blonde-haired face just to make him skedaddle from the kitchen as fast as possible! putting cake on pizza is an abomination and should not be brought up in polite society where people are putting food to the mouth with the intent of it staying in their stomachs long enough to prove some nourishment before getting ejected out the rear exit.

(he wouldn't waste a tomato to spite him. it'll just happen because he's dicing the thing up to make spring rolls or some kind of salad that can use fresh vegetables. or if he's getting fancy and making homemade red sauce... watch what he can turn a tomato into. and judge him at your peril.)

taco salad needs to have lettuce in it. it's not just a taco, but a taco SALAD! who skimps on lettuce in a taco salad? unless you're just wrapping a lettuce leaf around a taco bell taco and calling it a salad like some late-night craving indulgence. that actually sounds pretty damn good... crud. i want taco bell.

oooh so don't police me on my cupcake-on-pizza heathenish way, but anchovies-in-doughnut is an affront to the gods? where is the tolerance? if something goes, then anything goes! put those gummy worms in those mashed potatoes and sprinkle it with grapes and shaved ice tuna fish while you're at it!

look, his mother raised a young man, not a vicious animal without manners. he chews with his mouth shut and rips his food with an acute bite and tug of his head like a normal person. thanks. while vash looks over the options on the table, bakugo stakes out to the side to keep out of the way and to not be privy to whatever abomination choice the other man is going to make. a low growl rumbles in his throat at the comment.]
You're gonna have a fucking personal problem if you keep this up, baka.

[kicking vash's ass is tempting right now. even if he's balancing pizza, plate, and drink in his hands rather skillfully. DON'T YOU DARE USE ANY SHIT AS A "TERM OF ENDEARMENT" ON HIM!! GROSS!! bakugo bites off another piece, apparently not having a problem with someone popping an oreo into his mouth after swallowing down a bite of pizza, compared to having a problem with someone eating an oreo on top of a pizza at the same time. clearly that makes a huge difference.]

What idiot changes his morals so easily? [someone like that is pretty weak willed and likely had questionable morals in the first place. he takes the compliment to his strength at least.] You're the same, aren't you. [someone with morals that are practically uncompromising. like midoriya. uncompromising even to a fault at times.]

If someone's willing to abandon their world for the sake of better food, there's worse shit going on with them than food preferences. [he knows there could be countless reasons for someone wanting to stay here instead of returning home, but considering the state of neo tokyo and this world, what they're eating now isn't going to be a daily occurrence.] Would you trade your world for the rations we ate on the first day here?

[just to put it into context.]