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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Denial is a river in Egypt...... Casually he takes another sip of his drink. ]

What makes you so sure of that?
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-04-09 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Call it... a man-slayer's intuition. Yeah. Intuition.

( simply put: bullshit. a big sip from that beer in his hand follows. :) )

The way folks carry themselves. I see it all.
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ So: bullshit. Okay. ]

Mm. So what does the way I carry myself say about me then? [ Is he just chump change....... ]
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-04-09 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
( 🌈 ? )

Guarded, but with a lotta openings still from where I'm lookin'. Ever had someone come at ya from behind?
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ help ]

Sure, plenty of times. But I'm banking on everyone here being too full or too drunk to try and rush me from behind.
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-04-10 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
That so. Well, I'll keep it in mind 'case I'm plannin' to... 'case I get ordered to take ya out from our oh-so-benevolent "benefactors" in the future.

( an odd comment for sure, and he sniggers stupidly into his can over it. )
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-10 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that so.

[ Is that supposed to be a threat...? He doesn't sound particularly threatened by it, in any case. ]

You're welcome to try, but somehow I have a hard time believing you'll follow through.