Entry tags:
- critical role: taryon darrington,
- devil summoner: raidou kuzunoha,
- fate/grand order: okada izou,
- genshin impact: wriothesley,
- jujutsu kaisen: satoru gojo,
- lobotomy corporation: yesod,
- my hero academia: katsuki bakugo,
- original character: kaito nagano,
- solo leveling: jinwoo sung,
- touken ranbu: tsurumaru kuninaga
Guys' Night [OPEN]
WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT:Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly
[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.
Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.
Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!
He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.
If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.
There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.
Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.
If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]
(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
WHAT:
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly
[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.
Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.
Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!
He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.
If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.
There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.
Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.
If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]
(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))

FREE REFILLS
Either way, your red SOLO cup is empty, and He's coming to refill it.
Like a bloodhound, Kaito rounds the corner to your bench. Or tree. Or seat. He's got an orange apron with 'ALL ACCORDING TO KEI-COOK-U' in bold white letters on the front. And he's holding another can of the exact drink you just downed.
actually as i reread this that's fucking terrifying kaito can u chill
An easy smile plays over the pitmaster's features as he refills your vessel. ]
Thoughts on the food? On LILITH? On the Yamadenki tacos?
[ ...Yamadenki tacos??????????????????????????? ]
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[address the Yamadenki taco thing but first, this grayscale glowering old wallflower is jut going to look very unhappily at him when he comes over to this tree he's hanging out at. Thanks for the refill, at least. His pathetic beer can, replaced...]
Why did you invite me here.
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[ he freezes up comically while kaito slides over to fill up his cup ]
Um.... it's good?
[ did he pass? ]
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This is the part where we should introduce ourselves and get to know each other, right?
(Yeah? There are a lot of new people and even among the veterans, there are people on other teams he doesn't get to interact with much.)
Since some of us are shy, let's keep it easy. (Holding up his fingers and counting down each point.) Name, where you're from, your favorite ice cream flavor, the most surprising thing about you, and who here you could defeat in a fight.
(That escalated.)
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Wouldn't that be hard to gauge without getting into an actual fight?
[ So many of you here are op as fuck and yet look like twinks. :/ ]
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(His name is absolutely not "Swordtaro.")
I'm from Japan. My favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla. (True facts, true facts.) I'm a robot from the 22nd century.
(SUDDENLY HE IS DORAEMON???? )
Everyone here is so strong... I don't think I would stand a chance.
(Why is he suddenly so shy about his own ability...........)
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( this isn't the first time he's heard that lately... MAN!!!
izou's already a couple beers in, as is his right ( thank you for being free ), and he barks out his answers from the back. )
Okada, Izou. Born 'n raised in Tosa-han. Ice cream... ? Surprising thing, bein'... that no one's technique is their own in my eyes. And there ain't no one here who could take me down in a fight. No one!
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Kaito holds up a finger for every prompt he answers. ]
Nagano Kaito, last name, first name!
Shibuya, Japan! But I was born and initially raised in Osaka!
Taro! Unrelated, but I'm also a big fan of the tale of Urashima Taro.
The only surprising thing about me is that I continue to bewilder three-fourths of the people who I meet!
Finally: all of you are beneath me until proven otherwise... when it comes to cooking!
[ ...Kaito clears his throat. Why are you embarrassing me like this man— ]
Please enjoy the food. I will be busting my ass all day and night long for this, so make it worth my time by eating everything.
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Jinwoo Sung, South Korea, vanilla, and I don't want to fight you. Let's save that for the monsters.
[ The last one works as the answer to the most surprising thing about him and who could he defeat in a fight, apparently. ]
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[Icebreakers can be fun! Tary taps his lips with the edge of a skewer as he thinks.] Taryon Darrington, from Exandria. My favorite ice cream flavor I've tasted thus far is sea salt caramel. There's lots of surprising things about me, but I'll spare you the details and pick one.
...You know what, I'll go with the fact that I do not have a lot of money to my name back home.
And...I think I could take on the kids here, but that's it.
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[ about any of that stuff, but especially who they could defeat in a fight.. coming from a guy who is built like he is. ]
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[ As if Yuji has ever experienced that... ]
I'm Yuji Itadori, from Sendai! I don't really have a favourite ice cream flavour, but I have eaten fingers, and I don't know if I could beat anyone!
[ :D ]
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Choso. From somewhere. [ tecnhicalities. ]
I have never eaten ice cream. I do not like surprises. I do not know who I could defeat, but I know better who could defeat me.
[ a pause wherein he frowns into the middle distance. ]
It’s good to meet you. [ yoroshiku… ]
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And, of course, an enchanted pet roomba comes along with him. Kalimac stays as far away from the water as possible, usually beeping and roaming indoors by the grill, where the floor is cleaner.]
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[ To observe, that is. Yesod glances at Taryon before his gaze follows the roomba, curious. The machine appears to be here to clean, nothing more, and evidently it knows to avoid getting wet. ]
You're that machine's owner, I presume?
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The booze is what he goes for straight away, and ends up hovering at the edge of the party for a while, bottle of beer in one hand and cigarette in the other. What, a man can't have his vices? If anyone looks at him, he just raises his eyebrow. ]
What?
[ Unfortunately, however, Aki is a Mother™, so he is quick to go over to take part in the actual cooking, almost taking over if he notices anyone doing it poorly. He really can't help himself...
Then, later, he's letting himself sink into the onsen proper, his topknot out, so his longer hair can fan out around him, looking peaceful. His prosthetic arm is all the more obvious here, the fingers flexing absently as he breathes out and tries to relax.
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listen, he's aware he dropped the biggest bomb on aki's head a few days into his arrival here, but denji likes to believe they should start the coping stage— you know? where you try to be functional, social and pretend you're all fine? yeah, that. if enjoying a few drinks and an odd gathering between naked men will help cheer aki up, he's here to support him. ]
Maybe I should try a drink ...
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finally crawls my way over
opens arms...
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2. Once he's done with that, Toji will rejoin the group and remove the towel, placing it around his neck as he finds an area in the bath to soak. After a moment a silence, it's time to start the awful guy gossip with a lopsided grin. To anyone willing to answer: ]
Which team has the prettiest girls?
2 it's about TIME we get to guy gossip
Tough choice... If I have to choose, it's probably Redemption.
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He’s in much better spirits today than he’s been since before the Yamadenki battle – perhaps all he needed was a change of pace to shake off the existential dread, wao. It’s easy enough to leave into his curious and social nature, flitting between people and the food both. Barbecue is familiar enough, but the pizza is new to him, so he rolls up a slice like it’s sushi and starts eating it that way. Oh.
When he’s not in the water eating pizza like a cryptid, he might be trying to lure out some of the cats with a fish, but they seem a little wary of him, for one reason or another. Surely, patience is the key, but for good measure– ]
Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s safe. Here, I’ll show you!
[ He’s lifting the artificial fish towards his mouth…
Otherwise, he’ll approach anyone who isn’t otherwise engaged in conversation at the moment with a can of beer in each hand. ]
Hey there. Want to join me for a drink?
[ He’s still Very Confused about legal drinking age, but it’s probably fine. ]
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So when someone reaches out to him, he blinks.]
A drink?
[He takes the can and looks it over, turning it over and over again.]
I've never seen this before.
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Oh look, games. Games are good. He probably needs someone to explain to him exactly what he needs to do with these cornhole beanbags, but he listens and nods wordlessly at the instructions. Once he's ready, he spends a moment eyeing up the target, and sinks all four of his bags into the hole with almost no effort. On top of those incredible sword skills he has, he's also a crack shot with great aim.
He turns and looks at the opponent on his side, flat as ever.]
Did I win?
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[He is looking over at the rest, occasionally moving in to poke a bit at the food, though he's not eating much.]
[He is approaching the horseshoes at some point, though, giving them an odd look.]
What is this...
[Or, he's just doing....his best to.............mingle(????). He's pointing to some of the drinks.]
What is the strongest.
[Tell him now.]
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[netzach is a bot on a mission. a booze testing mission.]
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maybe later out of nowhere, he lets his egg out to rest in the hot springs. allowing it to soak as he peers over at it. as he thought, there's none of the usual response from it, but he can tell it's alive. for whatever reason, it just seems to be dormant, perhaps similar to before. he thought he made progress with it, but... ]
You rascal. Are you ignoring me again? [ normal things like cursing out your egg.
but, feel free to think he's talking to you... ]
ii. [ ... and with that, he's leaving with his egg. thank you. ]
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Well, of course it isn't yelling. Kaito can't hear their voice, anyway. But he can feel their emotions, and the aura is loud.
So, displaced from his peaceful nap, the dragon... rises out of the spring directly in front of Yuwon, squinting. He was completely submerged. He never would have been found if he hadn't just Lochness Monstered like that. ]
Damn. Guess that's my bad for taking a nap...
[ Don't worry. He also isn't talking to the intended audience. He's talking to himself. ]
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💥 1) Anyone who knows Bakugo knows he's good in the kitchen. So this time, he's not in it. Kaito's free to do all the cooking and Bakugo's grabbing a plate to bounce. Well, not too far. He'll take a seat at one of the tables to the side, not wanting to have guys splashing his food with hot spring water or whatever. Ripping into a few kebabs with rice and vegetables on the side. You might notice he has bandages on, wrapped around his shoulder and arm, and one on a cheek, but other scrapes, cuts, and burns are either already healed up, or in the state of fading thanks to having friends who've got healing implants. Join him for a meal?
💥 2) Hand eye coordination is nothing short of amazing for him and Bakugo's tossing horseshoes towards the post or slamming beanbags through the holes in the board. The first game had to get explained to him (it's a western thing) but the second one is obvious enough. Competitive as ever, he initially thought the games were boring, but egged on enough...
HA! Beat that, bastard!
💥 3) He doesn't drink. Multiple reasons. But that doesn't mean he won't hang out in the pool with a cold bottle beside him. Probably water due to sweating out in the steamy bath. Considering the only covering is a white towel draped around his shoulders (and the water below his chest) the mixture of well-defined body, noticeable puncture scars on his shoulder and side + a burst-like one centered on his chest, and the aforementioned bandages easily suggest what kind of life he's come from. Bakugo seems content to lounge back against the rock wall and soak up the steam and heat around him. This is his kind of socializing: aka, not.]
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At some point, he makes a grab for a tray of tacos, stops short, and turns to ask, ]
What are these made of again?
[ SURELY NOT KAIJU—
Anyway, later on, Winter settles himself into the hot spring to lounge, long hair tied up in a messy bun with a few raven-colored strands hanging loosely in front of his face. Most notable is his tattoo, a series of eight coiling tentacles that start somewhere on his back and circle his limbs, his neck, his torso. The ink is so dark as to almost be lightfast. Perhaps it’s a trick of the light, or the water, but did one of those tendrils just… move? ]
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[Lizard meat, as it turns out, is close to fish in texture!]
Don't question the meat around here. Turns out lots of food in the future's grown in a lab.
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'kay now that i'm up
as izou fiddles with the new can wriothesley brought him in the bath, having some intoxicated difficulties with snapping the pull tab back with his thumb: )
Let's say, hypothentically... ( hypothetically ) ... someone got you a gift. What's the, ... the best way to repay 'em for that? What'd you wanna get 'em in return?
( it's not often he asks for advice, but he's just wasted enough... who tf is he gonna ask otherwise. )
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...Why does he look sleepy? ]
Depends on a few things. How nice was the gift, and how indebted do you feel to the person?
[ A scarred hand lifts out of the water.
It's holding an open beer.
He sips. ]
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Well, no. That was a lie. Irisviel encouraged him to come. To relax, to make friends. And his wife always gets what she wants, whether or not this felt like a herculean task.
As such, he's taken to sitting on a bench outside the springs of the onsen, taking advantage of the free drinks, and sticking his nose into a book: hardback cover, with lettering in... Cyrillic? Curious, given the appeared to be quite Japanese. Anyone is free to pester him! Needing to report back to Iri with at least one (1) conversation tonight. Or at least, one that didn't involve violence or death threats. )
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Leaning into the guy's space a little, he tries to smile. ]
Hey. You okay?
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He has his cards as always, but instead of talking about Duel Monsters, he instead asks whoever decides to strike up a conversation with him--]
What kind of games are you familiar with? Either ones you picked up here, or while in your own world? If it's the latter, is it something that can be played here?
[He's curious to know what people might have played instead of Duel Monsters, if they took part in games at all.]
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...Word chaining. The game is quite simple: players take turns to link each subsequent word to the preceding word by selecting choices whose first letter matches the previous word's last letter. However, certain rules must be followed as well, such as ensuring that all words in the resulting chain fall under the same category.
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