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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
likemybooks: Taryon is worn out and knows he's fucked (this is not fine)

[personal profile] likemybooks 2024-04-09 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nooooooo why must his hubris come back to hurt him?]

Um...no thanks. I don't have my weapons on me...[He uses tools! He's not a heavy puncher!]
eyescar: (pic#16987551)

[personal profile] eyescar 2024-04-09 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, but you'd do it with weapons?

[ He's mostly teasing - mostly, he like Tary - but it's kinda funny... ]

We could spar later!
likemybooks: Taryon glancing to the side nervously (uncertain)

[personal profile] likemybooks 2024-04-09 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[He needs to boost his stats first, set up a trap...]

This- this is all just for fun, after all. We all have our own strengths! We can always practice sometime later!
eyescar: (pic#17045323)

[personal profile] eyescar 2024-04-09 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, that'll be cool! I want to get stronger too, so I'm up for it.
likemybooks: speaking unconcerned (dismissive)

[personal profile] likemybooks 2024-04-09 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. For now, we should get drunk and party. [Wait. Teens can't drink here.] Or eat a lot and party, whatever is safe for you.
eyescar: (pic#15163337)

[personal profile] eyescar 2024-04-09 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm underage so I can't drink!

[ He's a good boy! ]

But there's soda!