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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-10 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ AND A NOSE AND MOUTH, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, HELLO? It's really too bad that's all in brackets and he can't judge it.

But fine, fine, he'll answer, just give him a moment. ]


Redemption.

[ But only because they have the most women. ]

Your turn.
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[personal profile] yuwon 2024-04-10 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ he actually didn't expect him to answer.

hence, he falls silent for a second longer than he intends. then without pause like i didn't mean much to him he says:
] Brimstone. [ listen, he likes... red hair. apparently. but, it's also easier to say which team he had the most experience with.

also, wtf i'm still not over how you just knew that on hand????
]
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-10 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ When is he gonna admit to his red hair kink, huh.....

But also not Wriothesley going over his mental checklist of Brimstone women (all two of them he knows) and wondering which of them is catching Yuwon's eye. Is it Ishmael? So many people have the hots for Ishmael is what he's learning today.

👁️ He's really learning a lot tonight, thanks Yuwon. ]


Not a lot of women in Brimstone.

[ What does that mean, huh..... ]
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[personal profile] yuwon 2024-04-10 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
You're thinking too deeply into it.

[ is what he says firmly. ] It's like calling an apple an apple. [ someone being attractive is just that. a fact. subjective, but at the same time, who could argue the width of someone's shoulders or how their body was sculpted as if they were some manner of deity, or the fact that someone may have had an (objectively) beautiful face.

as far as he knew, there were some individuals who stuck out to him; that may have, in some manner, encapsulated some of the traits he spoke of, and not entirely all brimstone, either. yuwon was fair in his assessment of others and this wasn't limited to gender.
]

But, there aren't a lot of women in Redemption, either.
Edited (i can't type) 2024-04-10 04:56 (UTC)
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-11 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Someone who has an (objectively) beautiful face...looks at Yuwon.

But there's really no point in splitting hairs over numbers, even if he'd been the one to bring it up in the first place. He lifts a hand, waving it almost dismissively. ]


There aren't that many women in general. [ Not me getting ICly navel-gazey over OOC stats....get me out of here. ] Maybe LILITH should reconsider their recruiting policy. Some of the strongest people I know are women.

[ Where are you Clorinde.... ]
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[personal profile] yuwon 2024-04-12 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ stop... don't make he introspect about wrio's whole ass 🎂.

but, it's not inaccurate. he supposed it was a true enough fact to agree with. which he seems to consider quietly.
] I didn't realize you knew so many women. [ but, it made sense to him somehow. why? don't ask. ]

But, you're right. In the tower, a lot of women made it as a high ranker.
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-12 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ STOP NO ONE SHOULD INTROSPECT ABOUT HIS ASS

Also what the hell does that mean, hello? Don't mind him as he raises an eyebrow at that comment. ]


I get around. [ He is not beating the 🌈 allegations by saying this. But anyway. ] How long did you spend in that tower of yours?
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[personal profile] yuwon 2024-04-15 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ now i have a new mission, i see...

at wriothesley's words, he also seems to wear an unsurprised expression. it seems accurate for him somehow, and so he simply seems to nod.
] Makes sense. [ is all he offers, beyond an even longer pause as the second. ]

Years. It just feels much longer. [ centuries technically, but that seemed to complex to explain. ]