Guys' Night [OPEN]

[seafloor]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]

(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))

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[gimu]

Back then didn’t need my words.

[ what was that about body language? ]

But Marcille and Yor Briar. I don’t recall their teams.

[frostfist]

[ ignore him as he just casually turns his head over at that mention of marcille ]

[picky]

[ sneezes somewhere far inside the base ]

[assassinsgreed]

<sub>[ Marcille.. he just met. And honestly, she tried to kill his weird worm baby spirit so his impression of her isn’t great.

Yor, though. They had been messy pretty much from the start, and he definitely has that long winded, drunk voice mail saved on his implant. He had been ready to give up, thinking it was foolish to even try to be happy again, but then she left that voice mail and now things are even more complicated.

Toji leans back in the bath with an exasperated sigh. This is causing too much thinking. ]</sub>

Why Yor?

_{[ it’s suspicious that he just asks about her, but whatever. ]}

[gimu]

She is an older sister who strives for strength and the well-being of her younger brother while maintaining an indestructible physique. I admire her greatly.

[ life goals or wife goals? (life, definitely life goals. he wants to Be like her) ]

[assassinsgreed]

<sub>[ Okay, yeah. This is kind of like how Choso states at Toji with his mouth hanging open anytime he has shown off his physique. This guy certainly has some weird complexes.

But hey, if he’s into strong people, then: ]</sub>

Would you sleep with her?

_{[ cause you know, you slept with him… and he’s incredibly strong… is that Choso’s type? ladeeda, they’re both just ignoring that here, though. ]}

1/2

[gimu]

[ is it a complex or is it a type? even choso can’t tell. ]

Ye— [ wait. he pauses. ]

[gimu]

Define “sleep with” in this context.

1/2

[assassinsgreed]

_{[ why is he like this ]}

2/2

[assassinsgreed]

Have sex with.

Surely you know what I mean.

_{[ ???? ]}

1/2

[gimu]

I understand. Like that.

2/2

[gimu]

I don’t know. I’ve never thought about it.

[assassinsgreed]

_{[ thank god ]}

What do you even think about?

_{[ why does he want to know .. ]}

[gimu]

Yuji. [ like that’s a totally normal, regular thing people do and just say aloud. ]

Right now, your lack of clothing.

[assassinsgreed]

<sub>[ you know what, sure. But this just further proves it’s a complex this guy has.

Toji rolls his arms back in the bath. Can’t say he blames the guy after what they did. ]</sub>

Look and think all you want, then.

_{[ but on the rest of the other subject: ]}

I don’t think I’ve ever thought of my brother once. Aaah, actually. I’ve tried to forget about him.

[gimu]

Sure.

[ way ahead of you bud: he’s been Looking disrespectfully the entire time. it’s harder not to, to be honest; Toji’s bulk takes up enough room on its own when one wasn’t taking into account individual tastes. ]

I cannot imagine what kind of degenerate can fail in his duties so. [ to help churn out you ]

[assassinsgreed]

<sub>[ that’s true, his tits enter the room before he does..

Anyway, he’s not going to unpack being abused by his family here with this weirdo and in mixed company. Maybe later. ]</sub>

Hn. Yeah.

_{[ yeah …
to quote Choso’s catchphrase that he typically wouldn’t use: it sucks. ]}

I left them. Guess I do better on my own.

_{[ because they were awful to him. ]}

[gimu]

An understatement. You have flourished in the world.

[ if it were only a nice, normal conversation in the onsen, but choso has insisted on sitting on the ledge of the baths instead, criss-cross applesauce with sweatpants and sweater rolled up to the joints. ]

1/2

[assassinsgreed]

<sub>[ for someone who rarely hears a positive statement directed at him, he gives Choso a look.

See icon. ]</sub>

2/2

[assassinsgreed]

Yeah, you’re right.

<sub>[ the cryptid is right, but for some reason, Toji is tsunning.

Sometimes a big, bad, Heavenly Restricted assassin likes to hear that he’s doing okay for himself. He could have given up, stayed alongside the Zenin clan and their awful treatment, but he thought for a moment maybe he deserves something better. Maybe he could try to change. Maybe he could try to have a normal life after all of that. Times were hard and money was short, but he never once regretted leaving them.

Then that didn’t work out. So now what he was supposed to think of himself? His life? Hearing that he’s still doing okay for himself despite everything.. it’s a reminder he didn’t think he needed to hear until now.

He suddenly stands up in the bath and wraps the towel around himself. He’s gonna get some water, okay. ]</sub>

1/2

[gimu]

[ 👁️ 👁️ ]

[gimu]

Of course I am.

[ choso isn’t fussed. he seems content to remain in his butt-warmed spot on the rocks, watching Toji go with an unabashed attentiveness that… he really doesn’t realize he’s displaying.

love to watch toji coming and love to watch him go, hrm. ]