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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
assassinsgreed: (( 4. ))

[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-10 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ that’s true, his tits enter the room before he does..

Anyway, he’s not going to unpack being abused by his family here with this weirdo and in mixed company. Maybe later. ]


Hn. Yeah.

[ yeah …
to quote Choso’s catchphrase that he typically wouldn’t use: it sucks. ]


I left them. Guess I do better on my own.

[ because they were awful to him. ]
gimu: (pic#17028187)

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-10 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
An understatement. You have flourished in the world.

[ if it were only a nice, normal conversation in the onsen, but choso has insisted on sitting on the ledge of the baths instead, criss-cross applesauce with sweatpants and sweater rolled up to the joints. ]
assassinsgreed: (( 8. ))

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[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-10 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ for someone who rarely hears a positive statement directed at him, he gives Choso a look.

See icon. ]
assassinsgreed: (( 139. ))

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[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-10 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you’re right.

[ the cryptid is right, but for some reason, Toji is tsunning.

Sometimes a big, bad, Heavenly Restricted assassin likes to hear that he’s doing okay for himself. He could have given up, stayed alongside the Zenin clan and their awful treatment, but he thought for a moment maybe he deserves something better. Maybe he could try to change. Maybe he could try to have a normal life after all of that. Times were hard and money was short, but he never once regretted leaving them.

Then that didn’t work out. So now what he was supposed to think of himself? His life? Hearing that he’s still doing okay for himself despite everything.. it’s a reminder he didn’t think he needed to hear until now.

He suddenly stands up in the bath and wraps the towel around himself. He’s gonna get some water, okay. ]
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[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-10 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ 👁️ 👁️ ]

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[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-10 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I am.

[ choso isn’t fussed. he seems content to remain in his butt-warmed spot on the rocks, watching Toji go with an unabashed attentiveness that… he really doesn’t realize he’s displaying.

love to watch toji coming and love to watch him go, hrm. ]