seafloor: (tahini)
Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
gimu: (pic#17035865)

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-10 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he must Think about that. whole stores. all sorts of flavours. would they have the base, original flavour for comparison? how does one go about fully experiencing the phenomenon of ice cream?

at kentaro’s question, choso’s head tips curiously a little to the side. ]


Also never. Have you?
cranekin: (pic#15469481)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-12 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
(What is the default flavor for ice cream, actually...)

I'm a master at planning surprise parties.
gimu: (pic#17030890)

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-12 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That seems very specific. Yet planning is one step of the process.

How many parties made it out of the planning stage?
cranekin: (pic#15469965)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-12 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
One!

(When they first arrived here, even.)

Are you interested?
gimu: (pic#17030888)

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-12 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
One party.

[ which is one more than he was expecting. nice. ]

Sure. For whom?
cranekin: (pic#15469502)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-12 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a surprise.

(But the gears are turning. He has one in mind.)
gimu: for dis (pic#17030891)

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-12 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ choso… stares. like maybe he can ken the person in mind if he peers into tarosuke’s eyes hard enough. ]

… Understood. But what should I do then?
cranekin: (pic#15469461)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-12 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Be surprised.

(He's really hung up on surprises...)

When the time comes, if you can give me a good reaction, I'll be pleased.
gimu: (pic#17030894)

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-12 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I. Will do my best.

[ is it really a surprise if he knows its coming? do people have to practice being surprised for someone else’s party?

choso’s optics are already lighting up while he apparently looks this up. ]


What does planning entail? Should I bring something?
cranekin: (pic#15469892)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-12 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...

(Should he bring something?)

Something you can share.
gimu: (pic#17028187)

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-12 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)


[ that can be anything, damn it. ]

You’re a hard man to puzzle out, Tarosuke.
cranekin: (pic#15474092)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-13 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

(He tries to be difficult.)

Don't worry, Choso from Somewhere.