seafloor: (tahini)
Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
cranekin: (pic#15474155)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-10 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You just don't know my other names.

(The thing about all of this is sometimes he mixes just enough truth with all of his lies.)

You can't just say people aren't robots.
likemybooks: Taryon looking over his book (concerned)

[personal profile] likemybooks 2024-04-11 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...How many names? [He sips his soda.] And aren't you from the past? I don't think they'd have realistic robots.

[If Tsurumaru will attempt to troll Tary, then he must combat it with logic. Flawless plan.]
cranekin: (pic#15469898)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-12 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
More than one, for sure!

(He has two names... but he'll keep that other one to himself.)

Are you from the same time you were born? (He's from the past but he's old... he's been around for a long time!! Not that he really acts it since he's so set in his ways.) I think you would be surprised by what I've seen in my years!
likemybooks: talking to someone to the side (thoughtful)

[personal profile] likemybooks 2024-04-12 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, I guess. [Could he be a robot??? The seed of possibility does not die.] But then it'll be risky for you to get into the water.
cranekin: (pic#17115246)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-12 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a very impressive robot.

(And he sort of holds his hands up and does some robot moves??? yeah.)

So impressive, you couldn't even tell I was one! Modern technology is really impressive.
likemybooks: talking to someone to the side (thoughtful)

[personal profile] likemybooks 2024-04-13 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is not a battle that Taryon can win. He does stare at Tsurumaru for another minute before he sips his soda.]

You know that only makes me want to study you further, right? I built robots.
cranekin: (pic#16567897)

1/2

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-14 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
(This is the face of someone who knows he lied his way into trouble.)
cranekin: (pic#15469488)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-14 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
(Oh well he'll pay for it later.)

Is that so? What kind fo robots do you make?
likemybooks: Taryon with his eyes closed, smiling, and a finger pointed (take this down)

[personal profile] likemybooks 2024-04-14 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Big ones powered by arcane magic. [He smiles smugly as he says this.] I managed to do some work on the roombas, so now the can help me out in fights.
cranekin: (pic#15469480)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-14 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, me too!

(He lights up,)

I also made adjustments to Roomba-san!
likemybooks: Eyes wide and looking to the side (curious)

[personal profile] likemybooks 2024-04-14 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Which ones?! [He leans in, his eyes wide. Tsurumaru may have redeemed himself if this is true.]
cranekin: (pic#15469892)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-14 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Just some easy ones!

(Very easy ones...)

I can show you when we go back to base!
likemybooks: Taryon looking over his book (concerned)

[personal profile] likemybooks 2024-04-15 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well...alright. I wonder how you managed to build them with our salary.
cranekin: (pic#15474125)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-15 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not that hard if you're creative.