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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
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[personal profile] leveling 2024-04-09 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Make him lose his mind and tell him those are called solo cups, Kaito. ]

If I think you're just a bit too loud, does that mean that I'm in the one-fourth of the people you meet? Thanks for the food, by the way. It's great.

[ Jinwoo isn't issuing a bewildering challenge here but take it as you want... ]
leveling: (💀 026)

[personal profile] leveling 2024-04-09 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Water... did you make that yourself, Kaito... ]

If LILITH threw this party, we'd end up being cuffed to each other.

[ You know, like bros. Look at him and his pathetic attempt at telling a joke, he's so good at making friends. ]
leveling: (💀 017)

[personal profile] leveling 2024-04-14 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The mental image makes Jinwoo immediately crave alcohol, even if he can't get drunk. Sadge. At least he gets the consolation prize—the chips Kaito threw his way. ]

Jinwoo Sung. [ He bows his head slightly. ] I've arrived a month ago, so maybe I've been just running too fast.

[ You know, so Kaito couldn't catch a glimpse of him... ]