Guys' Night [OPEN]

[seafloor]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]

(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))

Comments

[eyescar]

[ The war of the teens continues... Yuji shifts, digging his claws into the ground to keep himself secure. ]

Are you gonna give up?

[blastedass]

You know the answer to that.

[Dammit, he can't exactly pin him without dropping his full weight on him, and even that's not enough.]

What're you gonna do? Buck me?

[Then again, Yuji'll have a hard time getting him off.]

[eyescar]

I could!

[ And he does, trying to twist his body under Bakugo and jerk him back and off his body. ]

[blastedass]

[Shit! Bakugo cusses as that jerk and twist topples him, hitting the water with a splash.

Not that he isn't rising up a second later like a sea beast.]

Why you...

[eyescar]

[ All Yuji can do is lean back, snorting a laugh as he covers his mouth. ]

Damp dandelion...

[blastedass]

[He could snap him with the now-soaked towel floating around somewhere... or...

snap, pop, crackle...]

GARI HEAD GEYSER!!

[And slams both hands down into the water before heaving a big ass scoop of a splash towards him! Not exploding yet but that was close.]

[eyescar]

Hey - woah!

[ And now Yuji is soaked, wiping his face as he huffs a little laugh, but... He's grinning when it's over. ]

Jerk!

[blastedass]

[It's not like he didn't just dump Bakugo into the drink a second ago.

Revenge is a dish best served... wet?]

Weird way of saying "Winner"!

[eyescar]

[ His was an accident...

Slipping down, Yuji scowls. ]

It's more of a tie, I think.

[blastedass]

[Where else did he think he was gonna toss him?

Bakugo slogs over to him, snatching the towel from the water, and sinks down beside Yuji with a smirk.]

No way to tell now.

[eyescar]

[ Yuji just... Leans into him, resting his head on Bakugo's shoulder. ]

I'll take a tie, but next time you're going down.

[blastedass]

[He's one of the few that earned the right to do so without getting snarled at.]

Che! Save that crap for after you put me on my back.

[eyescar]

Next time, next time.

[ Patting Bakugo's arm absently. ]

[blastedass]

[Don't pet him like an aggravated dog that needs calming!

As he calms.]

... Nice move by the way.

[eyescar]

[ Yuji wins in the calming Bakugo contest...

Humming, he nods. ]

That wasn't even my best technique. You should see my Manji Kick.

[blastedass]

[He's a brave guy.]

Manji kick?

[Battle talk. A topic Bakugo will actually engage in willingly.]

[eyescar]

You know, like Taido?

[ Yuji kicks his legs out, splashing the water. ]

A big roundhouse kick!

[blastedass]

[ ... Bakugo arches a brow. Both legs? Taido? ... ]

A roundhouse uses one leg.

[Come on, people in his world name a simple "punch" so that's fine.]

[eyescar]

Well, yeah, but I was just getting into it.

[ Let him have his fun, Bakugo. ]

[blastedass]

[Bakugo reaches back to grab another carrot from his plate nearby, but this one's for him to munch one as his eyes focus on Yuji.]

All right. I'm listening.

[Get into it.]

[eyescar]

So I get into position and do a knee release, right, so I'm down?

[ It's hard to show it, but he does his best. ]

And then, POW! A kick!

[blastedass]

[As soon as he mentions "knee release" Bakugo almost instinctively follows the flow of the move's intent. A low-slung body with a high-rise roundhouse.]

Heeh? Not bad, Gari Head.

[It reminds him of something Ashido would do. Elements of revolution and evasive dance along with a powerful strike.]

You "vanish" from your opponent's line of sight.

[eyescar]

Yeah! It takes a lot of people by surprise.

[ It works really well against curses. ]

My grandpa taught me.

[blastedass]

Most people don't instinctively look down first.

[Left and right, then down, then up, are the general order.]

Was he a martial artist?

here but not here

[the_fourteenth]

[Yeah just over here in the corner

watching this whole ordeal

sipping a soda and greatly enjoying himself, not saying a word]