Guys' Night [OPEN]

[seafloor]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]

(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))

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[blastedass]

[WHAT THE FUCK?!

*pop snap bo-boombomb!*

Noogie successful, but he's rubbing a lion.]

I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU!!

[eyescar]

[ Yuji is too busy giggling to care. ]

Go for it!

[blastedass]

[You wanna get judo flipped again?!]

DIE!!

[If it ends up being a weird reverse noogie attempt, so be it.]

[eyescar]

[ You know what?

Yuji just lets him. It's not like it hurts. ]

Woah!

[blastedass]

[Over the head. Into the water again, with Bakugo kneeling behind him and putting him in a headlock.]

Ha! Now what?

[eyescar]

[ Pausing to think, he hesitates before he turns his head and...

Licks Bakugo's arm. ]

[blastedass]

[YOU WANT HIM TO BITE YOUR HEAD OR SOMETHING?!

RAWR!!

Water to the face!]

[eyescar]

[ He splutters a little, but just does it again! Until you let go! ]

[blastedass]

[GAH!! Why is this your choice of attack?! Slobber!

Ultimately he does because come on! If he was more immature, he'd spit water at Yuji.]

[eyescar]

[ Yuji snickers, falling back into the water a little. ]

Another victory for Yuji Itadori!

[blastedass]

THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!

[Kicking water at him!]

[eyescar]

It totally does!

[ Laughing. Look how happy he is... ]

[blastedass]

[He's gonna be even wetter and happy now!

All because Bakugo's curling up his towel...

Shit's about to get real.]

[eyescar]

Oh - come on now, dandelion -

[ TIME TO RUN ]

[blastedass]

GET BACK HERE!!

[Might not be optimal, buuut-!! MURDER!!]

[eyescar]

[ Time to see who would really win in that race - he SPRINTS. ]

[blastedass]

[That one second delay in their 500km dash speed is gonna put in some work now, but dammit if he's not tearing after him!]

[eyescar]

[ DEFENSIVE MANEUVER... Yuji goes and slides around the cook out, slipping between people until he can slot himself right into the perfect position -

behind Raidou. ]

Save me, Johei!

[blastedass]

[Yeah he's not going through people. Bakugo's going over. A quick explosion bodies him straight through the air, over the crowd, and right down behind the now-walled Yuji.

Yeah... uh... ignore the full frontal... x2...]

Tch!

[Towel back on. A quick nod to Raidou in greeting/acknowledgement. And a cracking of knuckles to the pink blob behind him.]

This isn't over. Another time.

pastes this in here now

[the_fourteenth]

[Oh? Is he involved now? He has so been enjoying the show until this point.

The usual picture of calmness, Raidou blinks at Yuji, but then sees Bakugo bolting their way. He has no idea what might be going on for this particular fight, but he's game to play along. Radiou stands up straight, arms folded, blocking Bakugo's way. Head cocked, he smiles. You wanna throw down, bro?]

can't resist

[blastedass]

[Apparently he is!

You know, he might have been willing to growl and leave, but Raidou just has to straighten up, cross arms, block him most efficiently... and send him that silent question. Because of course Bakugo won't take that as a challenge.

Meaning he's getting focused on and the second hand's knuckle cracks are more towards Raidou's way.]

You think you can take me?

[Oh he's piqued. He respects Raidou as his swordsmaster, teammate, f-word we don't talk about.]

[eyescar]

[ Yuji huffs a quiet laugh, hovering behind Raidou with a little smile. The only reason he’s not grabbing him to hold him is because he’s terribly damp from the springs. ]

He was gonna hit me with the towel!

[ Pout. He did NOTHING WRONG, ever in his life, Raidou. ]

Defend my honour?

[the_fourteenth]

[Yuji just had to go and put it that way, didn't he.]

Mm. How can I say no?

[While sword fighting is where the bulk of his skill lies, Raidou knows a little hand-to-hand. He falls into a defensive stance, a little exaggerated since this is all in fun.]

Go ahead, then.

[blastedass]

[Listen, is it really honourable to run from a battle and hide behind someone?

And there's one small problem here: "all in fun" is not how Bakugo operates. Both of them should know that by now. Granted, he's not about to go Assplosion on Raidou's butt.

Still... first time hand-to-hand against the summoner? Hell with it!]

Try to make me sweat!

[And promptly surges in with a right hook!]

[eyescar]

[ Maybe he should’ve thought about this a little, but… They’re here now…

Raidou gets into stance and Bakugo copies and Yuji glances between them. He can defend himself, really, but… It’s pretty cute that Raidou’s actually sticking up for him…

Leaning in, he kisses his cheek quickly. ]

I believe in you!

[ Now time to get out the way and let them at it. ]