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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ must we mince words like that ]

What about 'handsome' then?
nutkick: @maerad ;dnt (49)

[personal profile] nutkick 2024-04-09 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ah, to be forced to think of men while being naked and sharing a bath with other naked men.

denji scowls, a bit flustered- ]
I guess?!

[ ... ]

How about you share with the group your preference, then? [ yes, better. ]
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ good boy, denji ]

Me? [ hmmmMMMMMMMM ] I can't say I care about looks too much. I'm much more interested in someone I can hold an interesting conversation with.
nutkick: (30 - 2jFcsmx)

[personal profile] nutkick 2024-04-09 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ flat stare. ]

That's a fucking lie ...
Edited 2024-04-09 18:59 (UTC)
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ bro?? ]

Is it? What makes you say that?
nutkick: (27)

[personal profile] nutkick 2024-04-09 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It's all physical at the start, right? Of course you care about how they look. It's a big deal.

[ don't give him that 'looks don't matter' nonsense, you! ]

Yes, holding a conversation and enjoying their company is important but it comes after.
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe for you.

[ He doesn't sound offended by Denji's words; rather, he sounds almost thoughtful. ]

Some of us prefer getting to know someone before they get physical.

[ Says guy with zero long-lasting relationships under his belt. ]
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[personal profile] nutkick 2024-04-09 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ also says the guy who never had a positive sexual experience ever. the blind leading the blind, huh. perfect. ]

I get it. Trust me. But, sometimes you just wanna ... [ then he makes a vague gesture with his hand that translates to 'mindless sex'. ]
assassinsgreed: (( 7. ))

[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-09 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
A lot of times you just wanna fuck. Nothing wrong with some of us wanting just that.
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[personal profile] nutkick 2024-04-09 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
… yeah. If the other person is fine with it, why not?

[ meg has such a cool dad. ]
assassinsgreed: (( 77. ))

[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-10 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ he doesn’t know this sharp teeth kid very well but you’re cool in his book, kiddo ]
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you know what...........that's also valid. wriothesley just shrugs. ]

Then in that case, I imagine looks are going to be more important, yes. [ denji can live his truth too...... ]