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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-09 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You seem to be proud of your physique. Wondering if you're the type who likes when people match it.

[That was the preference of a lot of Fixers where he came from.]
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[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-09 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I?

[ It's true, he's pretty proud of his physique. After all, he had been told all of his childhood his body was defected, he would amount to nothing.. all of those things. ]

Ah.

[ Actually, it's quite the opposite. Doesn't mean there are exceptions, though. ]

Anyone I've married has actually been petite and smaller. Nice guess.

[ oh, dropping the marriage lore... ]
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-09 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...

How many times have you been married?

[dude]
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[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-09 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Twice.

[ He's not one to go much into it since his first marriage is painful to think about and the second one, well.. he's certain they didn't end up loving each other in the end. ]

Got two kids out of it.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-09 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And now you're looking for your third.

[go toji....u go toki.............]
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[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-09 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Says who. I can be interested in women without being interested in marriage anymore.

[ damn .... but falling in love is a touchy subject for him, okay. ]

I doubt many of us are actually interested in getting married if you want to be honest.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-09 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, from what I've gathered, that's true.

[He's also sparing a glance around.]

Not like many of us seem the romantic type.

[no rolands here.......]
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[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-09 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Couldn't be me.

[ except when he finds The One, you know. ]
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-09 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Couldn't be me, either.

[romance what romance]
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[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-09 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you know what, depressed souless guy, you alright. ]