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Entry tags:
- critical role: taryon darrington,
- devil summoner: raidou kuzunoha,
- fate/grand order: okada izou,
- genshin impact: wriothesley,
- jujutsu kaisen: satoru gojo,
- lobotomy corporation: yesod,
- my hero academia: katsuki bakugo,
- original character: kaito nagano,
- solo leveling: jinwoo sung,
- touken ranbu: tsurumaru kuninaga
Guys' Night [OPEN]
WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT:Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly
[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.
Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.
Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!
He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.
If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.
There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.
Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.
If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]
(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
WHAT:
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly
[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.
Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.
Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!
He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.
If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.
There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.
Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.
If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]
(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
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Kosuke Moriya.
( That is not his name. )
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[ did he really forget the little conversation they had while giving out chocolate? ]
I don't remember guy names well.
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Really, tovarish? I've been here since December.
( He owes him a game of poker, smh. )
1/2
2/2
[ but still has not made the connection this is the same dude he has blocked on his implant. ]
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I'm getting the impression you don't read much, do you?
( Why else wouldn't he want to hear Kiritsugu drone on about theory for five hours? Clearly, the problem is with Toji. )
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Hey. I get it now. You're also that guy that threatened to shoot me in the street.
[ a beat. ]
And called me a virgin.
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( He sounds. so impressed. Toji. But he's going to put an end to the virgin thing here and now. )
I wasn't calling you a virgin. What I meant is that I didn't think you'd get laid outside of sex work.
( Because that makes it sound so much better. )
I don't want to shoot you.
( Maybe. )
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You said I’d be content dying without knowing the touch of a woman. Sounds like you’re saying I’ve never had sex. Either way, it’s insulting and you need to watch yourself.
Don’t know why you have a sudden change of heart, but it doesn’t change the fact I want nothing to do with you.
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Your son and I were assigned to the same team. I get the sense he has something of a strained relationship with you, though I've not been able to puzzle together as to why.
( Apart from Kiritsugu gathering that Toji seems utterly repugnant, that is. But he'll keep that opinion to himself. )
I want to know how to better help the boy.
( Which is to say: he's invested in Megumi's life now, so there's no getting rid of him. )
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It’s not any of your business as to why.
[ a beat, and then: ]
Stay away from him.
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Sorry, I don't take demands.
( Nor does he expect Toji to take responsibility. )
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They were making progress. Slow progress, but progress anyway. Maybe now he can finally follow through with what his wife said on her dying bed: take care of Megumi.
Toji closes the space between them a little, stature looming as he gives Kiritsugu a twisted smile. ]
You’ll stay away from him if you want to live. I don’t kill for free, but maybe for you I can make an exception.
[ He spits, having enough maturity to aim at the other man’s feet instead of his face. ]
That is my son.
[ FATHER-SON RANK UP??? WHO KNEW?? ]
Why are they like this?
And he reminded him so much of those other men. The countless mages that died at the hands of his gun, done in by their own overconfidence, their hubris. But this was hardly the time or place, and moreover, he could feel the affliction in his heart flaring up again. Why, exactly, was he compelled to feel anything for a man so petty? )
Parents don't own their children, but you owe a responsibility to them. ( The words tumble from his lips, as though he's doling out an inconvenient truth. ) You do this whether or not they grow to even care for you. And if the thought of who they choose to associate vexes you, then I would advise you take a deeper look at yourself.
( Threaten him all you like, Toji. Kiritsugu doesn't seem to care. )
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You said it yourself, that you don’t understand our relationship, so stop acting like you know anything about it.
You have no idea of anything involved in it.
[ No idea why their relationship is strained, he just said it. He’s been given a second chance here, but he hates this guy so much already he’s not wasting his breath on any explanation. ]
How would you like it if I started fucking around your family situations? A situation that didn’t involve me. Megumi hasn’t ever said anything about you to me.
For all I know you’re just a stranger bothering my kid. Isn’t that what you’re wanting? For me to be protective of him?
[ newsflash, he always has been. ]
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( It takes a village, after all. But tbf, Kiritsugu's bitter sarcasm isn't exactly helping matters, and at this point, he can only feel the conversation wearing on him, casting off an air of exasperation. )
Nor was I aware we lived in some fantasy land where teenagers are fully open with their parents. My bad.
( It's at that point, he shifts his head to the side, focusing on much of nothing. It's clear he's not out for a fight, not really. Especially not while Kiritsugu feels swallowed by the intense sadness radiating from this man. Toji was not that different from him, was he? )
The olive branch is in your court, if you want it.
( And with that, he begins to walk away. )