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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-11 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ So many people haven't had ice cream here.....what the heckie.... ]

Should I buy you some ice cream then?
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[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-11 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Should you? I can't judge that. Perhaps as a moral question, then it's a 'no', but on any other front I cannot find an answer that could supplant your own decision.
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-12 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ A MORAL QUESTION? ]

It's just ice cram. No need to make such a big deal out of it.
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[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-12 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. So coming at it from that angle, okay. Yes, you may buy me ice cream, Wrio of Thesley.
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-12 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ ............... ]

You're really gonna keep calling me that, huh.
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[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-21 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
How is it meant to be said? [ he's only ever read it, that slurry of letters. ]
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-22 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i look at every video that's ever tried to pronounce his name and sigh ]

Ryze-lee. Like the sun rises.
gimu: (pic#17030888)

1/2

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-23 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ryze-lee. [ choso echoes dutifully, expression shifting mid-word. ]
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2/3 i lied

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-23 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ he tries to connect the sound to the jumble of letters. ]
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[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-23 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
...

You've had a real hard time, haven't you?
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-23 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wriothesley (Ryzelee) cracks a smile. ]

It's not all bad. Makes running away from the Gardes a lot easier. They're too busy trying to figure out how to pronounce my name to chase me.
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[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-23 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ something in this... tickles choso, it seems, enough that he lowers his head, lifts a hand to curl over his mouth as his eyes sort of scrunch up at the corners. is this a... smile? ]

Leave it to Wriothesley. Ice cream, then. I would like that very much.
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why is choso so cute....crushes him in my hand

[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-24 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Don't think he doesn't see that flash of smile, mister. It's cute though. Heartwarming. Choso might be a cryptid but at least he's a cute cryptid. ]

A couple of ice creams, coming right up. [ Except, wait: ] How big's your stomach?
gimu: (pic#17035863)

he’s just doin his best

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-24 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ the expression morphs along with the flow of conversation, eyes widening just to blink as he mentally steps back to Consider wriothesley’s question. ]

I have not measured capacity, but on average the human male stomach is capable of holding one-point-five litres worth of food. I assume yours is the same.