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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
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[personal profile] lifeprice 2024-04-12 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That happens?

[ Damn. He should start refusing to follow orders or something. ]

I am. I'll kill anything that touches him.
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-04-12 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
( huh... +5 respect points.

a knowing nod, because he, too, would put steel to the neck of anything coming for what he cares for. )
Edited 2024-04-12 21:11 (UTC)
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[personal profile] lifeprice 2024-04-13 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ An understanding between men...

Aki nods his head, then turns to reach behind him. ]


Do you want another drink?
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-04-13 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
( tempting. always tempting. )

Nah. I'm still finishin' what I've got.
Edited (me forgetting they literally just said their names... cries) 2024-04-13 19:49 (UTC)
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[personal profile] lifeprice 2024-04-13 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough.

[ He's going to get another, and then light a cigarette... Flexing his metal arm so he doesn't have to worry about the hot end of the stupid thing. Maybe he should cut back. ]

If you have no weaknesses, what are your strengths?
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-04-18 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
( there's an impulse to say everything... but he isn't drunk enough for that yet. maybe later.

a thumb runs thoughtful at the corner of his mouth. )


Like I said, no one's technique... is their own, not when I've got a real perceptive eye. That said, I guess ya could say my strength is ( everything ) that I'm persistent. There's no runnin' from me, not when you're my target.
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[personal profile] lifeprice 2024-04-18 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds familiar.

[ A little headstrong, but very Denji-esque. He wonders if those two know one another. ]

That's also a weakness, by the way.

[ hehe. ]
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-04-18 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Whaddya... Whaddya mean?

( a narrowed eye, the confusion plain on his face. )

We're literally talkin' the opposite here.
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[personal profile] lifeprice 2024-04-19 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
If someone knows they can get your entire focus, it means it could be easier to spring a trap. The kind of person who doesn't give up might be easy to take advantage of.
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-04-20 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
( this is some good ass advice, actually, and it would probably fall on better ears if it weren't... izou. )

Let 'em spring their traps on me. I can handle it.

( and he tilts his can back to guzzle the rest. )