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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
immortalpoet: (vermillion)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-09 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
This is where you're going to tell me you're one hundred years old or some nonsense.

[Malkuth had her three lives, he's already expecting Some Bullshit.]

If you haven't pissed me off by then, maybe. [The mention of Malkuth makes his expression sour, though, a pang of vague worry through his chest.] No, I haven't. E.G.Os are not to be used lightly. Did she tell you about Corrosion?
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-09 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That so. Went into some time distortion, or what?

[In the City: more likely than you think!]

[But oh....now that makes a shadow cast over his eyes, his mouth pulled into a tight grimace.]


And this was training? Why...she should know better......she keeps doing stupid nonsense like this. Throwing herself into danger, for what?
immortalpoet: (vermillion)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-10 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
...That so.

[And now, he casts his gaze to Kaito's face - as if taking it in, casting it in his memory.]

[He's trying his best to be stern, here, the very nature of an old guide, but there's some sliver of concern, genuine concern, hidden underneath the gruff nature.]


Don't be stupid, either.
immortalpoet: (wine)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-10 12:09 am (UTC)(link)










[Hey, idiot, have a cold can of beer against your neck. You bastard. You menace. GET BEER-CANED]
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-10 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
We're not friends. I just don't want to deal with you being sad. Its weird.

[not HIS emotional baggage!]

[but despite it, there again is that sliver, like a sprout of mild relief]