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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's Wriothesley.

[ he'd offer a hand for a shake but given how informal this setting is..... ]

Malkuth mentioned searching you out if I needed anything of a culinary bent. She's quite a big fan of yours.
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ So that's how it is, huh................................

Though since the hand is there, he may as well take it and give it a solid shake. ]


Please, there's no need to be that generous. I just figured it'd be easier to check out a recommendation from someone I trust than try and verify all the different places listed on our devices.

[ How much can he really trust a random Y*lp review...... ]

I'll be sure to pay for anything you make as well.
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wow. That sure is some efficiency right there. He accepts the file request and downloads all the points of interest. Time to save all these for a rainy day. As for that other topic at hand: ]

That's kind of you but I don't like letting my debts sit around unpaid. [ Even if said debt is a few pastries. ] At least let me pay you for the cost of the ingredients if not the labor.

[ It's basically free, in that case... ]
Edited (where did my apostrophe go...) 2024-04-09 21:06 (UTC)
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Now hang on a minute: ]

If you don't like sweets, then I'd rather not take up your time. [ Why didn't Malkuth mention this???? ] Not that I think your deal is unfair by any means, but I'd rather you spend your time on activities that are more worthwhile for you.

Unless you're the type to bake and then give away all your hard work for free? [ Maybe he's one of those, who knows. ]
Edited (every day i notice a new typo smh) 2024-04-09 22:36 (UTC)
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ So many people with their scars out here....but somehow that's more soothing than seeing a soft uncalloused hand. Even if the guy's apparent dislike for sweets puts them on opposite ends. ]

Is that why you started cooking? To see the satisfaction of others?

[ For the record he is agreeing to this deal, it is just currently on hold. ]
Edited 2024-04-09 23:41 (UTC)
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-11 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ .... ]

And neither of them could learn?
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-12 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ how does anyone even burn water, smh ]

Good thing you turned out to have some talent then. Can't imagine things would have turned out well if you'd inherited that partiular trait from your father.
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-12 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Give him a second to think about it before: ]

A little of both? I lived on my own for awhile so learning how to fend for myself became something of a necessity. But I wouldn't say I'm particularly talented at it. Not anywhere near as talented as you, in any case.

[ But it's fine, he's not looking to become the next Michelin chef out here. ]