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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
gimu: (pic#17030889)

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-09 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a corp! this is getting nefarious. ]

Were they… delicious?
immortalpoet: (ruby)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-09 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It was pretty good. Charon really liked it.

[sometimes u just go out and get mermaid ice cream]
gimu: (pic#17030896)

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-09 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn’t think mermaids would go down so smoothly.
immortalpoet: (cardinal)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-09 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, ask U Corp. They know how to take those things down on a regular basis.




....Let me guess. You have mermaids over where you come from and they're a big deal, huh.
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[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-09 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I have never seen a mermaid but the mythos of my time says that eating their flesh will either grant immortality or poison you.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-09 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, yeah. That isn't happening. It's just a nice-tasting product harvested from the Mermaids that are created by the Whales.

[#capitalism]
gimu: (pic#17030892)

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-09 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
From the mermaids. [ the word harvest… ]

What parts are taken?
immortalpoet: (Default)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-09 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Dunno.

Maybe the fins. U Corp isn't exactly open about their harvesting practices.
gimu: (pic#17030896)

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-11 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
What do they taste like? [ he's imagining a fishier flavour... isn't ice cream meant to be sweet? cold creamy fish... tartar sauce? ]
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-11 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Like a distant dream worth savoring.

[what]

[the fuck does this mean get out with your poetry, man]
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[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-11 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ choso closes his eyes and Thinks about it. what would dreams taste like? distant ones? what flavours in that case would be worth savouring for longer than their intended lifetime? ]










Miso is a strange flavour to bank on.
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[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-11 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)




Huh. Miso? Why miso?
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[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-11 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
A distant dream… is warm miso.
immortalpoet: (cardinal)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-11 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you have that sometime in the past...?
gimu: (pic#17035866)

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-11 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Kaede drank it for me.

[ there's a weird wistful note here that not even choso knows where it came from. ]
Edited 2024-04-11 23:11 (UTC)
immortalpoet: (maroon)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-11 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...A friend of yours?
gimu: (pic#17035863)

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-11 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
... Hm.

I suppose so. Do you know her? She has hair the red of liver.
immortalpoet: (Default)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-11 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure I do. Is she here?
gimu: (pic#17035853)

[personal profile] gimu 2024-04-12 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
She is an outsider like us. She cooks, and drinks cold miso. [ are these the kind of personality points one uses to describe someone else?? ]
immortalpoet: (wine)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-12 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
...

[h uh]

Does she...eat anything else.
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[personal profile] yuwon 2024-04-09 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ fingers, mermaids, being two months old...🧍 this place is weirder than hell. ]
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[personal profile] nutkick 2024-04-09 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ side-eyeing this conversation. like ??? ]
immortalpoet: (Default)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-09 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[glancing over like what's up i'm also mads mikkelsen adjacent]