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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
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[personal profile] penaltypoints 2024-04-21 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ A discerning eye... Fit one in each hand without spillage...

Hm.

Yesod's gaze drops to his palms. Slowly, he curls his fingers into them, drawing his arms to his chest, folding them away again. ]


...I see. I must admit, I haven't thought to appraise anyone's physical characteristics, let alone compare different people according to certain criteria.
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-04-22 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
... ?

( the hell is this feeling himself up for right in froNT OF HIS SALAD. )

Ahp-praise? You don't gotta worry 'bout all that... that fancy, philosophical junk. Just, feel it in the moment. Your body should tell ya, who you've got the hots for.

( duh. )
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[personal profile] penaltypoints 2024-04-24 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ IZOU NO but since Yesod doesn't have any mindreading abilities, his crossing his arms with awkward timing, tucking his hands out of sight vaguely as though he's considering removing them altogether, inevitably looks questionable in front of Izou's salad. Regrets... Yesod has only himself to blame for feeling somewhat flustered now.

"The hots"... ]


That goes considerably further than answering the initial question. Though I suppose what you describe generally would contribute to a person's opinion...

[ Not... spillage considerations, specifically, but natural indicators of attraction. ]