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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
assassinsgreed: (( 6. ))

[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-09 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He can sense this guy's judgment. ]

... I guess we can talk about men too if some of you guys are into that.

[ why does he say that when looking at wrio??? ]
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, but I like being alive.

[ Everyone is beautiful and let's just leave it at that. ]
assassinsgreed: (( 19. ))

[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-09 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh hoh.. ]

So.. someone in this room right now, huh? Or could show up at any moment?
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ why are so many people so invested in his preferences ]

Would you look at that, seems like I need to refill my drink. [ his cup (of water) is still fucking full ]
assassinsgreed: (( 137. ))

[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-09 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He looks like the cat that got away with the cream, right now. ]

Well. Go get to it, then.

[ Toji has no room to speak. He's fucked around with some guy(s) in this room too. And yeah, he notices tat cup of water is fucking full. ]
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ toji can think whatever he wants. ]

Need me to grab you anything?
Edited (MY HTHL) 2024-04-09 18:20 (UTC)
assassinsgreed: (( 80. ))

[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-09 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm good.

[ he hates to see u go but loves to see u walk away with that dumptruck ass]
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-04-09 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
( uhm, wait a second, buddy

izou is just gonna nudge into this conversation from the other end. heh heh.

nevermind the attitude he pulled previously... he's wasted at this point, okay. )


For a guy with a, lotta questions, ... you don't seem keen on answerin' none.
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ bro.....slow tf down

but it's okay, give him a sec to paste the blandest smile in the world onto his face before he answers. ]


I just don't think my answers would be very interesting, that's all. [ also: ] Need a refill?
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-04-09 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
( wrio dodges faster than sonic the hedgehog™...

and it works, because izou is immediately distracted by the offer. )


O-Onh, yeah. Sure.
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-04-09 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ damn, toji was so fucking right, this guy is so easy. ]

You got it.

[ and he will wander off and then wander right back with another beer, which he sticks into izou's hand. there u go, buddy. ]
assassinsgreed: (( 89. ))

[personal profile] assassinsgreed 2024-04-09 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ right?? isn't it the cutest thing.. ]