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Kaito Nagano ([personal profile] seafloor) wrote in [community profile] synflux2024-04-09 09:30 am

Guys' Night [OPEN]

WHO: Dudes, dude. Bring all your dudely Outsiders, bro.
WHAT: Man I sure wish I could tell you Cracking a cold one open with the boys
WHERE: The Onsen
WHEN: 4/11
WARNINGS: Alcohol, nudity, dad jokes... This'll be updated accordingly

[ A few days after the girls have had their fun (cause girls just wanna have fun), another blanket text sweeps over the Outsiders' inboxes. This time, it's from Kaito: and he is proposing a very original idea that all the guys should come by the hot springs in a few days' time. Gossip and bathing are optional, but an empty stomach is mandatory.

Several pictures of newly purchased smokers, grills, and even a fucking pizza oven can be seen at various points throughout the message. There are also mountains of stacked beer and soda cases. Kaito's apparently going to be cooking enough to feed the whole base, or so he purports.

Where did he get all the money for this? Whatever, it's free!

He also adds in no uncertain terms that if any girls try to show up and sneak a snack, he will send them home with a stern warning and a bottle of water.

If you take him up on the invitation, welcome! It's a spring cookout and Pitmaster Kaito Nagano is going to be serving up enough barbeque to temporarily turn the onsen area into a Texan territory within Japan. Seriously, there's gonna be a metric fuckton of food and booze, and the hot springs will be right there when you're ready to get hot and hungover.

There are absolutely no plans after food. Feel free to stick around and socialize, but you will not be publicly shamed for just yoinking a plate and dip setting. Probably.

Aside from the barbeque, there are some horseshoes and cornhole boards set up (google it, it's safe, this is not a bit it's just a funny name for an american game) for dudes to try their hand-eye coordination at after having one too many drinks.

If you're feeling particularly brave, Kaito's got an ice box full of artificial fish (all the meat's artificial, let's be real) that you can try to attract a feral cat with. Good luck. ]


(( ooc: hello yes i didn't want The Boys™ to feel left out so feel free to make top levels and just get some general cookout social time in with your boyos. make it as friendly or awkward or awkwardly friendly as possible. go nuts. get naked. cause a ruckus. [ insert toxic masculinity here ] ilu ♥ ))
cranekin: (pic#15469776)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-10 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
But you can't introduce yourself.

(So he is happy to help!!!)
immortalpoet: (Default)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-10 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I just don't want to. It's as simple as that.
cranekin: (pic#16937022)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-10 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, let me guess...

(JUST GONNA roll up one of his sleeves to show off that tattoo he doesn't have and cross his arms and scrunch his face up all serious and say flatly,)

"I have no intention of being friendly."
immortalpoet: (cardinal)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-10 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)





Mmyeah. That's it.

[NOT EVEN GOING TO ARGUE]
cranekin: (pic#15469779)

1/2

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-10 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)








(そうか。。。)
cranekin: (pic#15469484)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-10 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I see.

(Just. "I see.")

You're like that, too.
immortalpoet: (wine)

the CRANE ICON

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-10 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
....Like. What? Like what.
cranekin: (pic#15474092)

some day i'll use the others

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-10 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
They say silence is never misspoken or misheard.

(And he sort of just??? Nods to himself. Yeah. He gets it. Maybe.)

But it can often be misinterepted.
immortalpoet: (Default)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-10 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I have.....no idea what you're saying.
cranekin: (pic#15469966)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-12 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It means if you say nothing for yourself, it can't be helped if others make their own stories.

For example... I think your favorite ice cream flavor would be...

(Thinking,)

Cookies and cream.
immortalpoet: (cardinal)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-12 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[NO CHANGE IN EXPRESSION]




Sure. If you think it is.
cranekin: (Default)

[personal profile] cranekin 2024-04-13 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
(He's going to remember this. This is going to come back when he least expects it.)
immortalpoet: (Default)

[personal profile] immortalpoet 2024-04-13 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[LITERALLY FORGETS THIS IN TWO SECONDS PLEASE COOKIES AND CREAM SURPRISE HIM]