[ OPEN ] here comes the boooooooy

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WHO: Yzak and you!
WHAT: Various "come, let's get CR balls rolling" things
WHERE: All over
WHEN: WHENEVER, he's new, so ~new guy time frame~
WARNINGS: n/a but will note if anything comes up!

( Top levels in the comments! Hit me up at gaignun or urtv @ disco for any questions/etc. Down with wildcards too so don't adhere to just the top levels if you've got an idea! )

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[saudadist]

[ Again she giggles, as if she's been waiting for someone to ask that exact question. She's learned a lot about cats since working here, and Yzak gets to be the recipient of all this knowledge she's had nowhere else to place. ]

That's the funny part! So, I learned from Boss here that, it's so funny... [ She holds up Sumomo closer to her face, and the lazy cat just flops onto her shoulder as if to say "oh, higher? That's fine" like a human baby being held against her shoulder. ] So, it turns out that cats only meow to their babies, and the kittens only meow back to their moms, right? But cats also meow at us and depend on us to feed them, so pet cats are basically kittens for their whole life!

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[ Yzak listens to all of that ... and looks disappointed in the end. ]

Here I was, about to compliment the fact that their fast maturity was impressive because it was a lot like my own people. But they're like kittens when they're in our care like this?

[ He leans in a little close to Nyuu and Sumomo, mostly to note how the cat so lazily flops over her shoulder. ]

That gives them barely any self-preservation if they ever get into trouble!

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[ Yzak, tell her you know nothing about cats without telling her you know nothing about cats. ]

Hmm? Not at all! Adult cats can go feral in only a week or so if they're left without human care.

[ Not that you could tell that from Sumomo, who's already got her tongue sticking out some while apparently falling asleep. ]

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[ He's also Looking Directly At Sumomo when she says that. ]

That's with the assumption they could survive that week gap. That one looks like she wouldn't last a day if she suddenly didn't have this.