( open ) foolishly laying our hearts on the table, stumblin' in
WHO: Elysium, Wriothesley, and YOU!
WHAT: BACHELOR PARTY
WHERE: Various locations in Las Vegas
WHEN: May 15th-16th
WARNINGS: Copious consumption of alcohol, unsafe and insane behaviour probably (it's a night out in Las Vegas, standard warnings apply), I'll add more as they come up
[ On the evening of May 15th, all characters will be receiving the following text. Unless you're you know who, who it's been purposefully filtered away from. ]
🎉 You're Invited to Wriothesley's Bombastic Bachelor's Bash!!! 🎉

Date: May 16th
Time: 11AM — ???
Locations:
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Dress Code: Casual, swimwear
Join us for a day of exciting adventures as we celebrate Wriothesley's last hurrah as a single man, jam packed with activities to make it a time to remember! From aerial rides to skydiving, to a poolside lunch and bar-hopping with party games, it's our time to let LOOSE!
Bar and general venue expenses will be covered by yours truly, but for everything else please plan your budget accordingly. For any questions, contact me here @ hottie.
Whether you know the man or not, the more the merrier! He'll be happy to have you.
Can't wait to see you there!
Your new or old best bud,
Elysium
( OOC: This is an open log, so feel free to thread jack and top level to your heart's content! Characters may join for every prompt or the select few they'd be interested in, assume the locations field contains a detailed timeline of where the crew will be and when. For the bar and clubbing prompt, characters ages 21+ only, please!
No one's actually getting married btw (probably), Elysium just wants an excuse to party. )
WHAT: BACHELOR PARTY
WHERE: Various locations in Las Vegas
WHEN: May 15th-16th
WARNINGS: Copious consumption of alcohol, unsafe and insane behaviour probably (it's a night out in Las Vegas, standard warnings apply), I'll add more as they come up
[ On the evening of May 15th, all characters will be receiving the following text. Unless you're you know who, who it's been purposefully filtered away from. ]

Date: May 16th
Time: 11AM — ???
Locations:
██████████████
██████████████
██████████████
██████████████
Dress Code: Casual, swimwear
Join us for a day of exciting adventures as we celebrate Wriothesley's last hurrah as a single man, jam packed with activities to make it a time to remember! From aerial rides to skydiving, to a poolside lunch and bar-hopping with party games, it's our time to let LOOSE!
Bar and general venue expenses will be covered by yours truly, but for everything else please plan your budget accordingly. For any questions, contact me here @ hottie.
Whether you know the man or not, the more the merrier! He'll be happy to have you.
Can't wait to see you there!
Your new or old best bud,
Elysium
( OOC: This is an open log, so feel free to thread jack and top level to your heart's content! Characters may join for every prompt or the select few they'd be interested in, assume the locations field contains a detailed timeline of where the crew will be and when. For the bar and clubbing prompt, characters ages 21+ only, please!
No one's actually getting married btw (probably), Elysium just wants an excuse to party. )
PARTY BUS.
HOT TAKES.
Just because anything can be a weapon, it doesn't mean that they should be. If I catch anyone using a flag, they're on thin ice.
[ if this sounds weirdly personal, it is ]
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you ever just misread an entire tag so badly don't look at me
Oh, I wish it were just a who and a flag. Some people have no idea how to treat their equipment!
ITS OKAY IT HAPPENS
So flags should just stand pretty, huh.
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[ And that includes putting his pet peeve out there for everyone to see… ]
But yes and no. [ Sampo didn't have to put it like that, even if he gets why and sighs. ] It's about what they represent. And just so we're clear, we're not strictly talking about emergencies here, you know?
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only he gets to go aw, how cute at other people ]
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If it does the job, does it really matter what it is? [ though, a weapon's balance is important and so he can see why that would be a personal pain, but he's not focusing on that right now. ]
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Yes? [ IT DOES… ] Even if it's sized appropriately to be used as one, you wouldn't just use any electronic device or instrument, would you?
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I choose my weapons carefully, but it doesn't mean I expect the same of others. To be blunt, isn't that entirely up to them? [ unless he needed them to fulfill a certain purpose... ] It sounds like you're a little too invested.
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Just as it's entirely up to me to judge them for it. [ ugh!! He knows he's invested, okay… ] We're trying to get to know each other right now, you know? It's not like I'll go up to any of them and force them to choose a new one.
Even if I wish I could.
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Are you really that forceful? [ ... wait, didn't he force this bachelor party on wrio? ] Actually, on second thought, I could see it.
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I don't think I have anything.
[unfortunately for the existing chaos of this party-- local box boy has a problem. malkuth almost did all their maintenance right, but when reassembling... somehow their cloaking avatar data got swapped over, so this is in fact netzach's voice coming out of yesod's avatar. swapsies.]
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Elysium, who has no clue that the boxes are boxes: ❓ ]
… Guys? Am I starting to hear things already? I've barely even drank.
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[sorry, but he cannot resist the call of messing with him for a minute.]
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[ So, he doesn't know the boxes are boxes, per se… all he knows is that Yesod's some form of machine. At least, it makes more sense than them switching frames entirely?? ]
That's Netzach, isn't it? [ If nothing else, he has a good ear for these things. ] I didn't know you guys knew each other. Then again, I do suppose one of the descriptions you mentioned of your colleagues could apply to him, so I shouldn't be all that surprised.
[ hopefully he doesn't mind being called an alcoholic, ]
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[oh no. this gives netzach the funniest opportunity and he WILL take it.]
Remind me what that description was, again?
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You don't happen to have a twin somewhere, do you?
[ WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE THE GREEN-HAIRED ONE? ]
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[SORRY TO WRIO TOO...]
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You just sound an awful lot like someone else around here.
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[he should maybe be more concerned about this situation, and yet.]
S'just me. Our avatars got swapped around somehow in maintenance.
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karaoke;
Unfortunately for everyone else, Kiri may have gotten a little too heavy handed with the alcohol, and selected a particular... slick, industrial goth rock beat to belch out onto the karaoke machine. )
♫ In the light of the fact
On the lone and level
Sands stretch far away
In the heat of the action
In the settled dust
Hold, hold and sway
In the meeting of mined
Down in the streets of shame
In the betting of names on gold to rust
In the land of the blind
Be...King, king, king, king ♫
( His singing voice isn't actually half bad! Pretty decent, even! But those lyrics, huh? They're certainly... intense? )