[OPEN] RV Park Party

[eirs]

WHO: Any and all OUTSIDER personnel that wants in and their respective campervan companions. Or maybe you wandered out away from your group and found this commune.
WHAT: The gang parking together at night to swap information about the things they've found in their investigations, night watches around a fire, ghost stories......? General tomfoolery in the desert where there's no one else for miles. Cooking their hunts in successes and mishaps?
WHERE: The Mojave Desert
WHEN: Mid to Late May
WARNINGS: Will be updated or tagged in the thread as needed!

Comments

[lovebombing]

I'm broke....

[plagiarists]

Sell your body for one thousand kryptos.

[ You can do it, Sampo... ]

[lovebombing]

S-S-S-Sell my BODY?! Who do you think I am?!

[plagiarists]

[ Does he really want to know the answer..... ]

So you can only scam people?

[lovebombing]

I don't do that either! My goodness, lady. You really have a bad impression of me!

[plagiarists]

Strip.

[ How come all these options start with the letter 's'. ]

[lovebombing]

Hooooooooooooow much?

[plagiarists]

I'll say stop.

[ She won't!! ]

[lovebombing]

....

[He looks so nervous, but....here he....goes.........help]

[He's sliding his jacket off.]


[LOOKING EXPECTANTLY.....MAYBE THAT'S IT......]

[plagiarists]

[ That's not it, buddy... she even yawns?? So rude. ]

[lovebombing]

[SO RUDE...]

[Taking off.....his shirt.......? Also I'm so sorry but he's kind of. Sensual? About this? Like it's very much demure maiden taking clothes off...I hate writing this.]

[Also please hate him because he is actually fucking really well-built.]

[FOLDING HIS (MUSCULAR) ARMS and SIGHING]

....Okay?

[plagiarists]

Huh?

[ The sensuality that would put a Vegas stripper to shame doesn't remain ignored for too long. Sooyoung might have to bleach her eyes later, tbh. ]

Are these muscles real or is it another sham?

[ She's going to poke his stomach with the plastic lollipop stick after biting the rest of the candy off it. ]

They're still here, weird.

[ Wydm it's not a hologram of sorts??? ]

[lovebombing]

[#reallyjusttryingtomakeheruncomfortableenoughtostop]

[He squeezes his eyes together at the poke and sort of bats her away - ooh, he's a little ticklish!]

Hey now, they are! With a handsome face comes a handsome body. Come on...is it really that unbelievable?

[plagiarists]

[ This is the way ]

Yes. Yes, it is. [ She's slowly but steadily reaching her limit. ] I haven't said the word yet, Magic M*ke.

[ The reference no one asked for and no one needed, but it's still happening. ]

[lovebombing]

Magic what?

[?????????????????]

[Okay time to go to his belt..........]




[And drift his hand down to his shoes. Popping those bad boys off!]

There are easier ways of getting me naked, hehe.

[plagiarists]

Easier than this?

[ She raises her eyebrow, half-amused, half-grossed out. ]

Maybe you should try selling your feet pics.

[ Whatever cursed thing Sooyoung says or does, she probably can't beat those sensual moves ... ]

[lovebombing]

[MAKING A FACE]

How about...no! Ugh.

[plagiarists]

I don't remember telling you to stop to make a face...

[ Sooyoung, on the other hand, is free to stick her tongue out. ]

[lovebombing]

Well, you didn't say I couldn't!

[does a little nya pose with a :3. grown ass man]

[plagiarists]

That's an offense to aegyo...

[ She wants off this ride!! But she's behind the wheel. ]

[lovebombing]

Haha, what's that?

[do explain. go on]

[plagiarists]

You're trying to get away with your dare, aren't you?

[ She needs to stay alert at all times with this guy, horrible :/ ]

It's the opposite of you being cute. So being actually cute.

[lovebombing]

Aw, you don't think I'm cute...?

[heem heem. whimper. ignoring the first question]

[plagiarists]

[ Why is it impossible to mark whatever people say as read and carry on with one's life. Sooyoung feels that deeply at the moment. ]

More cursed than cute. But you've got the enthusiasm.

[lovebombing]

And enthusiasm is all a guy needs in this world! If only that could make me money...

[ALAS.]

But you find me...a little bit cute.