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DOWNTIME MINGLE #7
DOWNTIME MINGLE #7
▶ 001. WINNER'S CIRCLE.
Although the base has been destroyed, not all hope is lost. Many still view the defeat of the recent kaiju as a significant win, especially knowing how much more powerful it became. Considering the ominous timing of the rift as well, it seems like LILITH predicts everyone is a bit on edge, and as a result, when they come into the main hall that day they will see that it is actually decorated quite nicely. While it’s not a professional venue by any means, it certainly does have its own charms. It’s a step up from the usual pizza party, at least.
There will be plenty of fresh food prepared for everyone, and not a single questionable meat in sight. It’s either they’ve upped their lab meat game, or they’ve managed some success in their endeavors on duplicating some of the food processes from Transylvania. The one thing that hasn’t changed, however, is the bulletin board in which they’ve posted—
While no one can say where these trends and rumors begin, maybe it’s only natural that people’s eyes are drawn to those they consider strong. Or is it that everyone else isYOWAI weak in comparison? Whatever the catchphrases are, it seems the new thing on the streets of Neo Tokyo is the emerging trend of people either wearing sunglasses or blindfolds.
It seems to be some sort of fashion statement, but it may be doing more harm than good. The blindfolds are often tech visors that citizens wear to amplify the screens they see directly from their retinas, but it doesn’t mean that’s always the case. Some people even consider it a personal form of training for them to live and breathe with blindfolds on. Unsurprisingly, hoverboard accidents have increased by 24% and the city is looking for ways to address this new craze.
There’s a yearly event that’s rolled back into town and somehow they have their new mascot, MISTER ZILLA. It’s in the form of a certified cute and extra cuddly looking kaiju that is strikingly similar to one that people may see on base day-to-day. But that has to be a coincidence, right? Maybe it’s just one more thing that’s been released by a particularly loose-lipped researcher who's been pulling one too many all-nighters.
Maybe people in attendance will end up seeing him a lot more. He’s also given out in the form of a keychain to all attendees. Perhaps he will give GIBUBU a run for their money?
Speaking of kaiju and research, a very popular brand called CHALK-MATE has hit the shelves. Supposedly it’s a food shaped like a stick of chalk that once eaten increases one's overall ability to concentrate; it even claims to make people read a little faster. … Is that a myth? There’s only one way to find out what this little treat actually does.
The only thing is that it definitely tastes a bit like chalk, too. Oddly enough, the flavors come in just “DOCTOR” and “PHD.”
CHALK-MATE, however, seems like it’s especially popular amongst avid readers. Particularly of the romance genre, also known as NOVELTOK. The fans on these platforms have been especially into a new series based on a Goddess of Death who is in constant search of love, only to be met with horrible romanceable options that leaves every reader both salivating and scratching their head. Supposedly, it’s not a book appropriate for children…
A new alcoholic drink, GLITTER, has gotten popular in Neo Tokyo’s nightlife scene. The drink’s iridescent shades of purple, blue, and green have made it a hit despite its high price tag and the condition that needs to be met in order to request one: customers must first play a game of dice with the bartender. Should the customer roll a higher number than the bartender, they will take the order and make the drink; if they roll less than the bartender, they must forfeit the cost of the drink and pay the next seven rounds of drinks, even for people who aren’t in their party. High risks begets high rewards, as they say.
There will be plenty of fresh food prepared for everyone, and not a single questionable meat in sight. It’s either they’ve upped their lab meat game, or they’ve managed some success in their endeavors on duplicating some of the food processes from Transylvania. The one thing that hasn’t changed, however, is the bulletin board in which they’ve posted—
GOOD JOB:
MACARONS (K.O.)
GOJIRA (K.O.)
RUBBER DUCKY & QUEENOFKUR (600)
POKER & BAD DADDY (678)
While no one can say where these trends and rumors begin, maybe it’s only natural that people’s eyes are drawn to those they consider strong. Or is it that everyone else is
It seems to be some sort of fashion statement, but it may be doing more harm than good. The blindfolds are often tech visors that citizens wear to amplify the screens they see directly from their retinas, but it doesn’t mean that’s always the case. Some people even consider it a personal form of training for them to live and breathe with blindfolds on. Unsurprisingly, hoverboard accidents have increased by 24% and the city is looking for ways to address this new craze.
There’s a yearly event that’s rolled back into town and somehow they have their new mascot, MISTER ZILLA. It’s in the form of a certified cute and extra cuddly looking kaiju that is strikingly similar to one that people may see on base day-to-day. But that has to be a coincidence, right? Maybe it’s just one more thing that’s been released by a particularly loose-lipped researcher who's been pulling one too many all-nighters.
Maybe people in attendance will end up seeing him a lot more. He’s also given out in the form of a keychain to all attendees. Perhaps he will give GIBUBU a run for their money?
Speaking of kaiju and research, a very popular brand called CHALK-MATE has hit the shelves. Supposedly it’s a food shaped like a stick of chalk that once eaten increases one's overall ability to concentrate; it even claims to make people read a little faster. … Is that a myth? There’s only one way to find out what this little treat actually does.
The only thing is that it definitely tastes a bit like chalk, too. Oddly enough, the flavors come in just “DOCTOR” and “PHD.”
CHALK-MATE, however, seems like it’s especially popular amongst avid readers. Particularly of the romance genre, also known as NOVELTOK. The fans on these platforms have been especially into a new series based on a Goddess of Death who is in constant search of love, only to be met with horrible romanceable options that leaves every reader both salivating and scratching their head. Supposedly, it’s not a book appropriate for children…
A new alcoholic drink, GLITTER, has gotten popular in Neo Tokyo’s nightlife scene. The drink’s iridescent shades of purple, blue, and green have made it a hit despite its high price tag and the condition that needs to be met in order to request one: customers must first play a game of dice with the bartender. Should the customer roll a higher number than the bartender, they will take the order and make the drink; if they roll less than the bartender, they must forfeit the cost of the drink and pay the next seven rounds of drinks, even for people who aren’t in their party. High risks begets high rewards, as they say.
▶ 002. BASE-LESS EXPECTATIONS.
Fortunately, with the success of the last battle with the Imugi and Gigakame, many companies have come forth in support of a few rebuild projects. They state they are very interested in providing funding, granted, it’s not without placing their names down as part of the construction efforts. They’re especially interested in getting some sway down in Kyoto, as that would be a new place for them to not only pitch their businesses and potentially attract those pockets of civilization out there that they haven’t been able to connect with, but it’s a good cause as any in theory, right? We don’t talk about all that free real estate, either.
As such, Outsiders are being encouraged to submit their proposals on how to build up on the city of Kyoto and what attractions would lure the citizens to take on the city. While safety protocols are naturally being put into place, as with any new build, they are also open to any additional ideas to secure the perimeter, as well as to make this a more colorful and unique place amongst the wreckage that sweeps the abandoned areas outside the immediate cities.
The only thing is… bureaucracy strikes again. The forms must be filled out in a specific fashion, and Outsiders will be expected to go through a similar trial like when gaining clearance to travel. They will be required to sign documents, and even rushed to the temporary “city hall” in order to drop it off on the dot. They may even expect some people to warp back to Tokyo just to submit a page or two of a signed waiver.
With city plans still emerging, there are positions open for Outsiders to apply and run as local government. While the government of Neo Tokyo have already designated a mayor for the city, there are positions open for people to be in charge of other areas such as healthcare, food, energy, culture, justice, treasury, and infrastructure. LILITH is placing no restrictions on Outsiders who want to contribute their time and expertise to the new city as long as they continue to carry out their missions to defeat the kaiju. Those who wish to apply are free to do so at city hall, but they will need to rally votes and support from civilians and other Outsiders alike to be elected.
Speaking of trouble and real estate, while a lot of vacant land is available, Outsiders have been summoned to confirm all the plots of lands are free of kaiju before any real scoping can be done. Outsiders will be tasked to go out and survey the areas and stave off any large or mutated creatures that may exist in the expanse of wilderness that borders the area around Kyoto. For anyone interested in assisting with the scoping efforts, they will be encouraged to travel in pairs. The permanent rift that’s opened in Tokyo has been making many strange waves all across the country. Kaiju have been acting far more erratically, almost as if they can feel the pulses from this rift, regardless of the distance. Or perhaps, it’s all connected somehow? LILITH researchers think it’s better to remain on-guard because of this, especially when traveling through uncharted territory.
Outsiders are also welcome to explore the region. They will find several old temples that may appear dilapidated, but very much recognizable all the same. Such as the Todai-ji Daibutsuden in the neighboring Nara, or even closer sights like the string of tori that line the Fushimi Inari Shrine. There is even a setting in the oculars in which a general tour guide audio can be heard. However, Synthia is still on the fritz and there is no telling what she says is completely accurate. She also can’t control her language functions, volumes, or the fact that she may also be linking random people’s calls and text messages to one another.
There’s no way that negatively impacts any travel plans, right?
(Note: Please fill out the thread below and submit ideas for buildings and businesses in Kyoto! If players wish to have their characters take a role in managing the city, you are free to coordinate this with other players with the same goals for their characters (or handwave it if your character will be taking a smaller role). Mods will not be choosing any characters officially. )
As such, Outsiders are being encouraged to submit their proposals on how to build up on the city of Kyoto and what attractions would lure the citizens to take on the city. While safety protocols are naturally being put into place, as with any new build, they are also open to any additional ideas to secure the perimeter, as well as to make this a more colorful and unique place amongst the wreckage that sweeps the abandoned areas outside the immediate cities.
The only thing is… bureaucracy strikes again. The forms must be filled out in a specific fashion, and Outsiders will be expected to go through a similar trial like when gaining clearance to travel. They will be required to sign documents, and even rushed to the temporary “city hall” in order to drop it off on the dot. They may even expect some people to warp back to Tokyo just to submit a page or two of a signed waiver.
With city plans still emerging, there are positions open for Outsiders to apply and run as local government. While the government of Neo Tokyo have already designated a mayor for the city, there are positions open for people to be in charge of other areas such as healthcare, food, energy, culture, justice, treasury, and infrastructure. LILITH is placing no restrictions on Outsiders who want to contribute their time and expertise to the new city as long as they continue to carry out their missions to defeat the kaiju. Those who wish to apply are free to do so at city hall, but they will need to rally votes and support from civilians and other Outsiders alike to be elected.
Speaking of trouble and real estate, while a lot of vacant land is available, Outsiders have been summoned to confirm all the plots of lands are free of kaiju before any real scoping can be done. Outsiders will be tasked to go out and survey the areas and stave off any large or mutated creatures that may exist in the expanse of wilderness that borders the area around Kyoto. For anyone interested in assisting with the scoping efforts, they will be encouraged to travel in pairs. The permanent rift that’s opened in Tokyo has been making many strange waves all across the country. Kaiju have been acting far more erratically, almost as if they can feel the pulses from this rift, regardless of the distance. Or perhaps, it’s all connected somehow? LILITH researchers think it’s better to remain on-guard because of this, especially when traveling through uncharted territory.
Outsiders are also welcome to explore the region. They will find several old temples that may appear dilapidated, but very much recognizable all the same. Such as the Todai-ji Daibutsuden in the neighboring Nara, or even closer sights like the string of tori that line the Fushimi Inari Shrine. There is even a setting in the oculars in which a general tour guide audio can be heard. However, Synthia is still on the fritz and there is no telling what she says is completely accurate. She also can’t control her language functions, volumes, or the fact that she may also be linking random people’s calls and text messages to one another.
There’s no way that negatively impacts any travel plans, right?
(Note: Please fill out the thread below and submit ideas for buildings and businesses in Kyoto! If players wish to have their characters take a role in managing the city, you are free to coordinate this with other players with the same goals for their characters (or handwave it if your character will be taking a smaller role). Mods will not be choosing any characters officially. )
▶ 003. KAIJUCON.
This is the yearly event everyone has been looking forward to— KAIJUCON is here. This event not only acts as a large research symposium for those who work in kaiju-related research fields, it’s also a place where the most enthusiastic members of the kaiju community come together to share their mutual fascination with the creatures. The event makes it clear that this is in no way meant in any support of the kaiju or the devastation that’s hit humanity, but of coming to be a better understanding of them. Or that was its original purpose.
Now it’s become a larger, more commercialized event where vendors from all over come to pitch their safety gear, offer classes in case of a city-wide emergency, and even have several large and popular exhibitions for kaiju. As much as people may fear kaiju, it seems that kaiju themselves as a concept have been popular for decades before even the first rift opened.
As a result, there are sections of KAIJUCON for the most… zealous kaiju researchers in which they can enter virtual reality scapes and pretend to be kaiju. This form of live action roleplaying has become wildly popular in the city, and has become a hobby to relieve stress for some.
On the flip side, it seems this also has opened up a whole group of people who come up with their own KAIJUSONAS and who attend the event dressed up as their idealized version of kaiju. Fortunately, as LILITH does have its fair share of research and information to trade, it’s the perfect opportunity to grab additional funds to fix up the areas of the base … and of course, how could they not ask the Outsiders to join in?
Instead of the usual team building exercises, they will be expected to help at various booths at KAIJUCON. Whether these are panels in which they teach and share all the intimate details of kaiju anatomy, or where they join in the highly coveted title of BEST KAIJUSONA.
As Outsiders within LILITH, all characters will be approached to speak at panels. Characters previously deemed as HEAVY HITTERS or characters who have dealt a K.O. to a kaiju will be particularly popular at the convention, with fans flocking to them with requests for pictures and autographs. While at panels, a Q&A session will often be held, and Outsiders may have to deal with questions ranging from sensible to ... uncomfortable.
Once their shift is over, they’re more than welcome to take a look around!
(Note: You are all free to presume everything you’d expect at a convention to be there! Including, but not limited to, merchandise, snack carts, panels, and more! Outsiders with inhuman forms do not need to wear their cloaking devices. As a note, Outsiders are public figures known by their alter egos/usernames. However, the fact that they are from a different dimension remains classified information to the public. )
Now it’s become a larger, more commercialized event where vendors from all over come to pitch their safety gear, offer classes in case of a city-wide emergency, and even have several large and popular exhibitions for kaiju. As much as people may fear kaiju, it seems that kaiju themselves as a concept have been popular for decades before even the first rift opened.
As a result, there are sections of KAIJUCON for the most… zealous kaiju researchers in which they can enter virtual reality scapes and pretend to be kaiju. This form of live action roleplaying has become wildly popular in the city, and has become a hobby to relieve stress for some.
On the flip side, it seems this also has opened up a whole group of people who come up with their own KAIJUSONAS and who attend the event dressed up as their idealized version of kaiju. Fortunately, as LILITH does have its fair share of research and information to trade, it’s the perfect opportunity to grab additional funds to fix up the areas of the base … and of course, how could they not ask the Outsiders to join in?
Instead of the usual team building exercises, they will be expected to help at various booths at KAIJUCON. Whether these are panels in which they teach and share all the intimate details of kaiju anatomy, or where they join in the highly coveted title of BEST KAIJUSONA.
As Outsiders within LILITH, all characters will be approached to speak at panels. Characters previously deemed as HEAVY HITTERS or characters who have dealt a K.O. to a kaiju will be particularly popular at the convention, with fans flocking to them with requests for pictures and autographs. While at panels, a Q&A session will often be held, and Outsiders may have to deal with questions ranging from sensible to ... uncomfortable.
Once their shift is over, they’re more than welcome to take a look around!
(Note: You are all free to presume everything you’d expect at a convention to be there! Including, but not limited to, merchandise, snack carts, panels, and more! Outsiders with inhuman forms do not need to wear their cloaking devices. As a note, Outsiders are public figures known by their alter egos/usernames. However, the fact that they are from a different dimension remains classified information to the public. )
▶ 004. CROSSED WIRES.
While rebuilding of both the Tokyo Base and Kyoto are coming along, certain other departments seem to be struggling. SYNTHIA in particular is still broken, and try as the LILITH engineers might, repairs are slow going.
While SYNTHIA is down, there are all sorts of communication errors:
If asked, researchers will apologize for the errors and suggest that Outsiders meet in person to discuss any important topics. There's no better way to grow relationships than to spend time in person after all, right? Towards the end of the month, the errors will slow until they are finally fixed.
(Note: Feel free to use this as a general text glitch event in either your top levels for this event or in inboxes and individual player logs! We've listed out some suggestions of what characters might experience but feel free to come up with your own fun ideas as long as they aren't gamebreaking.)
While SYNTHIA is down, there are all sorts of communication errors:
- Messages being sent to the wrong recipient, or to the base at large
- Thoughts transcribing themselves as texts and being sent without approval
- Text messages glitching during the sending process and sending as illegible symbols and strings of letters
- Text messages never sending, or sending dozens of times repeatedly
- SYNTHIA generating inaccurate information about Outsiders and sending them during the numerous reboot processes (think Google AI summaries)
- Blocked users suddenly becoming unblocked, and best of friends suddenly blocking each other
If asked, researchers will apologize for the errors and suggest that Outsiders meet in person to discuss any important topics. There's no better way to grow relationships than to spend time in person after all, right? Towards the end of the month, the errors will slow until they are finally fixed.
(Note: Feel free to use this as a general text glitch event in either your top levels for this event or in inboxes and individual player logs! We've listed out some suggestions of what characters might experience but feel free to come up with your own fun ideas as long as they aren't gamebreaking.)
▶ 005. AFTERWORD.
Welcome to our fourth downtime mingle!
As stated in the prompt itself, players are welcome to suggest buildings and business to be found in Kyoto by replying to the header below. Please submit all suggestions by March 31.
The texting glitches will last to the end of the month, at which point SYNTHIA will be repaired and all systems will go back to normal.
All tags on this log are worth 2 points.
As stated in the prompt itself, players are welcome to suggest buildings and business to be found in Kyoto by replying to the header below. Please submit all suggestions by March 31.
The texting glitches will last to the end of the month, at which point SYNTHIA will be repaired and all systems will go back to normal.
All tags on this log are worth 2 points.
EVENT BREAKDOWN/RECAP (CLICK TO EXPAND)
1. WINNER'S CIRCLE: The heavy hitters/KO winners of the last kaiju fight receive their sponsorships, including cute plushies, stylish sunglasses and blindfolds, and edible chalk enhancements among other things.
2. BASE-LESS ACCUSATIONS: ICly, Outsiders are tasked with assisting in rebuilding projects across Kyoto, which include scoping out land, suggesting what new businesses and buildings to construct, and general exploration. OOCly, players are welcome to suggest new businesses and buildings to add to the Kyoto area.
3. KAIJUCON: The annual convention centered around kaiju-related research and inventions. Outsiders can find all sorts of kaiju-related merchandise and gear for sale, as well dress up and meet other kaiju enthusiasts.
4. CROSSED WIRES: With SYNTHIA still broken, communications within LILITH are breaking down. Outsiders will experience a string of troubles when trying to message others. This will be fixed by the end of the month.
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Muramasa sips at his tea, still watching Tezcatlipoca warily and waiting for whatever is going to happen here, to happen. ]
Maybe, but it's not like you have to stick around here after the work's done.
[ He's only still hanging out instead of going back to Kyoto himself because he keeps getting pestered by his vessel's... friend? If he had to contend with being swamped by the kind of morons that he keeps seeing other Outsiders having to deal with, he'd have taken the dataport back within seconds of finishing up, to hell with the loose ends. This isn't the kind of work he's meant for. ]
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[ He clicks his tongue in irritation, then reaches up to rub at his brow. ]
They're all soft kids, though. Kaladin'll be pissed, but I'm going to have to make sure it keeps the proper reputation. What's that saying? Firing shots to keep the rent low?
[ Tezcatlipoca may have learned a meme but unfortunately he's taking it super literally. It's fine. He looks Muramasa's way again, clearly having something else in mind to say, but it's briefly interrupted as the waiter returns. He gives Tezcatlipoca a Look™️, but he quietly makes his order anyways. Water and a cheap beer. Simple. He hasn't bothered to figure out food yet or if he even wants any.
It at least provides a little more of a pause, so when his attention returns to him, the change in topic doesn't feel quite as abrupt. Just mostly so. ]
So. This has got to be a different kind of gig for you. Better than working for the Foreign God, I take it?
1/3.
[ The logic is sound. You have to do what you can to keep bothersome people out of your workspace. A few gunshots are probably less effective than a barrier, but certainly easier to manage for the average person. This guy might not be average, but he's definitely... human?
And if he's going to keep talking nonsense instead of making his thoughts known, Muramasa might as well go back to examining the hammer schematics, and wait for his new companion to leave. ]
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Muramasa's gaze pops back up from the schematics, fast, as he gives blondie another look. The gears are clearly spinning in his head as he tries to place the possible frame of reference for a human to know that he's one of the Disciples. Not Olympus, since he'd spent nearly all his time in the forge with Prometheus, and certainly not in Britain, where most humans mistook him for a fairy. He's not one of the Crypters, that's for sure, and not one of those Chaldea clowns, either.
What else is there? ]
3/3.
LILITH really either really lucked out on their timing, or knew exactly what they were doing, summoning him from that point when he technically had no further obligations—so whats the point in bringing up old jobs? ]
It's not like a god and a giant monster look so different when you cut it down.
[ Until LILITH gives him a proper forge to work, it suits him just as much as the Foreign God's assignments do. ]
But I won't pretend I miss my previous employer, either. The hell kinda guy do you take me for?
[ Well, statistically, the rest of the Disciples were a bunch of freaks and it would make sense to think he's one too. ]
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…But he also looks like a damn fool at the moment, so it’s not exactly as unnerving as it could be. Or perhaps at all.
Still, though. He personally takes this seriously as he stares Muramasa down and watches the little shifts of expression and listens to his response. It’s a cocky response that gets him to breathe out a note of a laugh that might even be appreciative. It’s not like he knows, but it’s still ballsy to say that to a god’s face. His question, though? ]
Ha, that’s the question, ain’t it?
[ That gets more of a laugh, but it’s still relatively quiet to avoid drawing too much attention. This is a serious conversation, but also. He doesn’t want to draw his fans over. Please continue to not perceive them… ]
I mean, you’re a hell of a crew. A clown, a priest, and a scammer. That’s the set-up for a bad joke, y’know? So, since you’re the one I know the least about, where do you fit in with that?
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If he'd been asked about the Foreign God herself, there'd be no good answer. Bitching about those former coworkers, though? That's easy. ]
Oh, that.
[ Muramasa waves a hand dismissively, like he's trying to brush off the idea that he belongs grouped in with the other three—even though he'd done the work to full extent that was requested of him. ]
Limbo poked the hornet's nest hard enough it killed him, Rasputin's a fake priest looking for an ass kicking, and Koyanskaya ain't even a real Disciple—just a mooch nabbing scraps from the table. I'm only a blacksmith—you tell me where there's room for a real job in that joke, and I'll tell you anything you want to know about the shit I got stuck doing.
[ From a certain perspective, this is not actually a serious conversation—he has no compunction about being a gossipy bitch. But he also doesn't want a misunderstand making this new job in harder than it needs to be, and blondie has him on the back foot, popping that kind of question out of the blue. He forges onward, looking for surer footing before he opens up and spills the beans. ]
Or, since you and I are colleagues now instead, you could at least pony up with a "why" and "who's asking." I haven't kicked you out to be eaten by rabid dogs, and I'd count that as fair payment for honest answers.
[ His eyes flick over towards the crowded table of fans once more, to make sure their own booth is still under the radar. Not a threat, just reorienting where the other possible dangers in the room are. ]
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Just a blacksmith, huh? Well, guess they’re thorough is the point, least from what I’ve picked up.
[ …Which, admittedly. It’s not very much. The Lostbelts were isolated by design, and theirs most of all. What Tezcatlipoca has learned has only come via watching Daybit’s little meetings, and those got rarer and rarer once Chaldea was on Kirschtaria’s doorstep. ]
But you know why, dontcha? Ain’t many options.
[ He doesn’t intend to keep it secret, though. Tezcatlipoca smiles, but it’s as sharp as his attention. Yet, it doesn’t seem like a threat, exactly. It’s more like he’s amused in the way that only a creature like him could be. ]
I’m Tezcatlipoca. And Daybit’s my guy.
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[ With Peperoncino and Beryl Gut dead and buried among the curses of a human tomb, and Kadoc lost among the smoking ruins of Olympus, that's six of the seven gone. But such a situation is Rasputin's problem—or would be if he weren't off babysitting a brat—and at this point, none of Muramasa's business either. It's curiosity, not loyalty.
(Who the fuck is "Tezcatlipoca" anyway? I mean, there's a regional guess to be made there but... it's not anything he knows himself.) ]
Look, any good blacksmith is thorough. My blades are always sharp, no matter who places the order—and its not like a Servant gets to be picky about their patron...
[ No, wait, that sounds like excuses. He stops, rubbing at the headache he can feel growing. ]
Well, you know. If you end up needing a blade now, I'm not going anywhere soon.
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Like, sure. Tezcatlipoca knows that he’s not exactly at the fame levels of, say, the Greek or Norse pantheons, but still. He’s the god of the Aztecs, second in fame (annoyingly) only to Quetzalcoatl. There’s a lineage of over a thousand years of names and worship before it went kaput, dammit. He might not hold a grudge like Quetzalcoatl, but it’s yet another reason to be annoyed by the Spaniards.
The sharp, dangerous look deflates completely as he sighs. ]
You’ve gotta grow a better sense of danger if it’s as simple as that. Here I was thinking the Foreign God’s little team was at least interesting…
[ He clicks his tongue like he’s dissatisfied by something, but he also doesn’t elaborate. Whatever it is, it’s not important. ]
Well, if you don’t have the loyalty to care, then no need for me to be preemptive.
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... Maybe Rasputin will show up, and you can jump him instead. I'll give you my blessing for it.
[ He'll even throw in a fresh knife for it. He probably shouldn't, but also, fuck that guy. ]
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He settles into the booth a bit more comfortably. Unfortunately, it seems that he's here to stay for a bit, but whatever threat he might have been leveling has decreased significantly. LILITH might not let them seriously fight, sure, but that wouldn't have stopped Tezcatlipoca from trying if he thought it was worth it. ]
Well, Koyanskaya's the one I'd be more concerned about just because we've got beef, but yeah. That guy's on the chopping block since he's protecting the princess or whatever.
[ He's dismissive like he doesn't know the details, but he knows more than he's letting on. However, it's not because of Muramasa that he's keeping that knowledge to himself. That's the sort of knowledge that comes from his much larger understanding, and thus, it's not really for anyone else to know. ]
...Actually, where the hell did you end up anyways? Last I heard, you were part of her showing up, which sounded like a shitshow in itself. I'm guessing you didn't eat shit in the process, since you know who Daybit is. [ #justservantthings ] Not exactly many places left.
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... Britain. I got saddled with Limbo's job of dealing with the King there, 'cause she was launching Rhongomyniads halfway across the world and lighting Trees on fire with it. I guess Kirshtaria picking a fight spooked the Foreign God too, bad enough that she decided she still wanted her Disciples after all, and why do something yourself if you can delegate it, right?
[ Self-preservation aside, it's honestly for the best that he did end up going to Britain instead of her. Grimr would have had a hell of a time getting Artoria back to paradise on his own with a trampling Beast running around. She would have had to forge the holy sword all by herself, too. Sure, Chaldea would still probably help her, but Fujimaru is just a human Master. The blade would have been made out of a girl who didn't have any other purpose but to be beaten into an edge.
... He truly hopes that Excalibur he made for her is enough. ]
So what's your trick? Passing for human like that.
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[ It’s essentially what he figured, since like he said. Not many places to go. There are other things that pop up from time to time
gotta have Christmas events, but none of those anomalies seemed stable enough for one of the Disciples to want to go slum it there. The only other option would be some kind of secret hidey-hole that they might have, but he’d been pretty doubtful that would be possible, so. ]Guess you’re in luck, since presumably that King also has to do with why I know shitall about it besides it being a clusterfuck, to use the technical term. [ Clearly, it’s nothing he’s invested in, since he’s making these kinds of jokes about it… ] But don’t worry. Don’t got any interest in Lostbelts outside of my own. Won’t be coming to crash your party.
[ …Well, at least this question provides a nice opportunity to recover from his annoyance at not being recognized in the slightest. He chuckles, and just from the tone of it, Muramasa will know right away that it’s not a typical answer. Hell, even with the life Servants lead with all these Lostbelts, it’s still pretty extraordinary. ]
Ain’t no “passing” about it. It’s the real deal. [ He taps his chest, and very specifically, over his heart, though Muramasa (clearly) wouldn’t know the symbolism there. ] I made this vessel myself. That’s the kinda perks you get when you wield the sorts of Authority I do.