WHO: March 7th, various WHAT: May catch-all! ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN (hmu up for starters if you'd like anything!) WHERE: All around WHEN: The month of May WARNINGS: None yet!
[ While March is happily hopping onto her bed, Marcille is standing right by the doorway with her things, staring at this room in abject horror. Why is it so blue. Why are there cookies everywhere. Why are their beds shaped like that? Do they really have to stay in here?
Finally, she manages to step further inside, taking in every corner before she sets her bags down near her bed. ]
People ask to stay in rooms like this?
[ SHE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND...
More importantly, both of their oculars receive a little message at the same time, for you-know-what. Marcille blinks over at March before opening it up. ]
[ Both of them are just reading this whole message and absorbing this gif in horror. Right when March says his name, Marcille whips her head around to look at her. ]
They're getting married?!
[ Nevermind that March and Marcille have never talked about Ishmael and Wriothesley being a couple before. Marcille is too much in shock to care. ]
[ Marcille stares up towards a corner of the room, her oculars flashing as she tears through her contacts and dives into Wriothesley's inbox. She scrambles up and kneels on her bed, both hands clenched and teeth grit.
Thankfully he answers right away. Okay, okay... Marcille's face falls into confusion. ]
Huh...? He had no idea about this! He says he's not getting married. What's going on?
Well, it's kind of what it sounds like. You go diving from a high area in the sky, but you have a parachute so it's not just a free-fall the whole way down.
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Finally, she manages to step further inside, taking in every corner before she sets her bags down near her bed. ]
People ask to stay in rooms like this?
[ SHE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND...
More importantly, both of their oculars receive a little message at the same time, for you-know-what. Marcille blinks over at March before opening it up. ]
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[ Sorry, hold on, she's reading.
... And reading....
And... ]
Wriothesley?!
[ Is this shock? Betrayal? Both???
Probably both. ]
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They're getting married?!
[ Nevermind that March and Marcille have never talked about Ishmael and Wriothesley being a couple before. Marcille is too much in shock to care. ]
I'm messaging him right now!
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[ They didn't need to discuss it, they're absolutely on the same page. ]
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Thankfully he answers right away. Okay, okay... Marcille's face falls into confusion. ]
Huh...? He had no idea about this! He says he's not getting married. What's going on?
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[ They're both so badly confused right now. ]
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[ She looks at March again, confused. ]
Their name is "hottie" on the network...? I talked to them once, but I didn't think they were the type to do something like this!
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[ March, who calls herself a pretty girl literally all the time. ]
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He definitely sounded like he was when I talked to him. Why did he decide to do this out of nowhere?
[ Marcille freezes. She blinks super hard before her face falls. ]
Too late...? He's being forced on a bus?! Where are they taking him?
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... This sounds more like a kidnapping, though?
[ Wow. Are they witnessing ("witnessing") a kidnapping in real time? ]
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... Okay, I know that sounds bad, but it's not that dangerous.
[ She can at least be reassuring here. ]
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[ Help. ]
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[ Not that kind of diving, Marcille...
Also, this is me, Nat, looking up when the parachute was invented and trying to remember if they mentioned one in Dungeon Meshi. ]
What's a parachute?
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[ Help, Dan Heng is needed. ]
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[ You can't dive onto land... That's insane person behavior. ]
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... To not land head-first, that's also what the parachute is for.
[ We're trying. ]
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W-We have to find him before something bad happens to him!
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[ Not in space, that would be an entirely different problem, but-- ]
And he's still sending you updates, right?
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[ Marcille looks VERY UNSURE. But she trusts March, who would have a better idea of what skydiving is in general, surely! ]
Y-Yeah, I told him I would check in on him. He'll keep me updated. I should probably...
[ Her voice trails off. She whips her attention back to March, looking horrified. ]
Ishmael!
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You don't think she knows at all?
[ Like, surely, it might be shocking for the two of them to hear about this, but weren't those two...
... Well, no, she doesn't think they've gotten together yet, but--! ]
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